Run like never before! Race derpy horses with wacky physics to beat the finish line!
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About This Game

RACE your horse with your DERPY fingers!
* Tap or Hold 2 fingers on your keyboard: Like running little hooves!
* Always a New Course: Levels are procedurally generated as you run! Highways, dirt tracks, tobacco fields, snowy paths, and more!
* Dodge'Em Up: Avoid barrels, spotlights, turtles, cars, drums, pendulums, bikers, police, and even pinball paddles!
* Unlock New Breeds: Each breed has its own special power such as Smash and Time-Slow!
* Upgrade Your Steed: Find Gold Roses and get Permanent Upgrades for your horse!
* Horses and More: Unlock alligators, turkeys, polar bears -- oh my!
* Customize: Pick your ridiculous horse names, jersey silk styles and colors!

Escape the Finish Line!

Pick Your Racer!

Every Animal Has a Special Power!

Now Let's Get Derpy!


System Requirements

    • OS *: XP, Vista, Windows 7, Win 8+
    • Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: 128 MB Card
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 512 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c Compatible sound card
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

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