“Hit When Thou Can Hit, Don’t Hit When Thou Can’t Hit” is the name of the game here. Your job as the Grand Master is to send those pesky ninjas flying. This is a simple game, and while it’s drawn in pencil art, it’s an amazing addition to your Steam collection.
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Mostly Positive (45) - 75% of the 45 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
May 14, 2019

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About This Game

Martial arts can be used for good and bad, whether it’s siding for justice or getting a free meal without having to pay for it. The Grand Master of course, follows that latter, and while he isn’t that old or wise, he never pays for his food, even when he eats at the "not so friendly" ninja cafe.

In this game, you must best the ninjas who want you to pay for your bill. You know, like a normal person. But you’re a Grand Master, and you don’t follow those rules. One button is all it takes to beat these pesky ninjas, and the goal is to do this every single day.

This is another humble Beat-Fu game which has a lot of playability, and loads of fun. Follow the journey of the Grand Master, and experience the silly, frustrating and action-packed adventures all in a simple button-tapping game.

- Unique hand-drawn art
- 100 Stages to play and beat
- Infinite Mode and a leaderboard for ranking once you beat it
- 6 Ridiculous Challenge Modes to unlock Steam Achievements

This is a free and fun game ready to challenge your martial arts reflexes!

Plus, if you like our work, consider supporting us by purchasing the DLC Packs. While it is a cosmetic DLC, it is a nice little added touch to the game and does motivate the creators as well.

System Requirements

    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS *: Windows 7 64-Bit
    • Processor: Intel i5 2.0 Gghz
    • Memory: 4 MB RAM
    • Graphics: GeForce GTX 5 Series
    • Storage: 150 MB available space
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 64-Bit
    • Processor: Intel i7 3.0 ghz
    • Memory: 8 MB RAM
    • Graphics: GeForce GTX 7 Series
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

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