A Retro Pixel Art Point and Click Adventure Game
All Reviews:
Positive (21) - 80% of the 21 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Aug 3, 2019

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“Barney’s Dream Cruise offers a great level of detail, humour, and compelling puzzles. (...) Barney’s brand of toilet humour manages to expertly push the line while leaving you curious about just how much further it will go.”
8.5 – The Game Crater

About This Game

Barney is down on his luck. He has lost his job and now it looks like he might lose his one true love too. It is time to take matters into your own hands. Do you have what it takes to save the day?

This is an Indie game without any financial backing.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Mild nudity and sexual content. Mild drug and alcohol content.

System Requirements

SteamOS + Linux
    • OS *: Windows 7 SP1+
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 350 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    • OS: 10.12
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Storage: 350 MB available space
    • OS: Ubuntu 16.04 or similar
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Storage: 350 MB available space

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