No Heroes Here is a frantic co-op game for 1 to 4 players, available in local and online modes. Craft and use several items effectively whilst coordinating your ragtag band of non-heroes to defend castles and survive! ...Oh, as well as saving the Kingdom in the meantime!
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Very Positive (67) - 92% of the 67 user reviews for this game are positive.
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Oct 3, 2017
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February 1

New Game Mode and Patch 1.4.1

Hello, Non-Heroes!

NEW YEAR = NEW GAME MODE

We are so glad to announce ‘Hardcore Mode’, a new game mode unlocked after finishing the game in Normal Mode. It brings to the player even more challenging and numerous hordes, increasing the level's difficulty. It is ideal for those who have finished the game and want to continue to venture into the universe of No Heroes Here!

We also fixed a lot of minor bugs, including a bug that was causing the game to not respond when the controller was disconnected.

Have a nice year! And always remember: keep playing and helping the realm to succeed!

All the best,
Mad Mimic Team
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December 21, 2017

Patch 1.4.0

Hello, Non-Heroes!

We are so glad to announce our latest update patch.

Patch Note 1.4.0:

- After some feedback from the players we balanced the levels from Noobland and Trollmeria, specially for 1-2 players.

- Changed the names from Gypsy, Eskimo and Midget Ogre, they are now called Fortune Teller, Fishermen and Mini Ogre (We apologize to anyone that got offended by those names).

Thanks for this amazing year!

Happy Holidays,
Mad Mimic Team
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About This Game



When evil looms close and devastation is certain… Who will have what it takes to save the day?
NO HEROES HERE is a hectic co-op game for one to four players. Coordination and cooperation are your key weapons to success - everyone must play a role in the battles to come and work together as a team in order to protect the castles and Kingdom from imminent doom.
Forces beyond your understanding have struck with terror and chaos. The King's broken army and fallen heroes cannot protect you from harm. It is up to you to protect the realm from evil and restore Noobland to glory!



Noobland was once the largest and mightiest Kingdom in the world - but it's days of glory were cut short by an onslaught of evil and mysterious forces, which brought forth misfortune and calamity.
Desperate, the King gathered all heroes in his realm to reclaim his lost lands. In every battle, he bore his three lucky charms: a medallion, a teddy bear and his crown. The King was triumphant - his was a peerless, undefeated army.
However, the King's lucky charms were lost in the midst of battle and without them, he felt vulnerable and afraid. And rightly so - for after the loss of his items, came weakness, defeat and decimation.
The King, unwilling to give up, chose to make a last stand and sent his final champion, the Last Hero of Noobland, in a mission to recover his lucky charms.




Invite all of your three friends to play with you! Two? One...? None?! Then revel in our single player mode, if playing solo is your style! If not...


Play with your friends either locally or online. No friends? No problem! Join an online match with other Non-Heroic figures all over the world!


Normal mode not challenging enough? Hardcore mode offers the frighteningly ominous reality of a single life to live!


Three different regions with each their own mechanics, enemies and quirks.


Don't care for cannonballs? Maybe you'll find roasted chickens more to your liking!


As you journey through the realm, recruit more Non-Heroes to your ragtag band of castle defenders.


Twelve different enemy types to test your ballistic skills on!

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: 2.8 GHz intel core 2 duo
    • Memory: 2 MB RAM
    • Graphics: 512 Mb
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.7 - Lion
    • Processor: 2.5 GHz Intel core 2 duo
    • Memory: 2 MB RAM
    • Graphics: 512 Mb
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 2 MB available space
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