No Heroes Here is a frantic co-op game for 1 to 4 players, available in local and online modes. Craft and use several items effectively whilst coordinating your ragtag band of non-heroes to defend castles and survive! ...Oh, as well as saving the Kingdom in the meantime!
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Positive (29) - 93% of the 29 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Oct 3, 2017

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October 10

MAC OS Update! + Hotfix 0.2a

Hello Non-Heroes!

We are happy to announce that the MAC Version is live now!
PC owners of No Heroes Here can also play in the MAC OS.

Hotfix 0.2a

Also we have a brand new patch, with several fixes and some small features that will help players find matches.

New Online Features!
After some considerations, we implemented a new way of playing the online version of the game. Before you would need to have the Level unlocked, before you could play it online. This lead to multiple complaints about players needing to "fast forward" games that just bought the game, so that they could progress together.

In this new version players now can join any non-private room and any level created by a host, the restriction for the online is now lifted. This will lead to players been able to better enjoy the game, where you can follow your friends that unlocked later levels. The restriction only apply when creating a new game, where you can only host leves that you previously unlocked. The restrictions still apply for the Achievements and Character Unlocks, where you need to unlock ALL the paths or branches in order to achieve them.

Level Select Navigation
Now players can freely navigate through the realms, instead of going through each level to reach the next or previous one. Players can use the Left and Right Ctrl in the Keyboard, the RT and LT in the Xbox controller and using R2 and L2 in the Playstation Controller

- We've rebalanced the Level 8 and Challenge B in Noobland.

Bug Fixes
- Fixed a bug where you could not input a name with only two letters in the Character Select.
- Fixed a bug where the disable for the controllers were appearing for the keyboard aswell.
- Fixed a bug where you could not unlock the Savage, Chef or Midget Ogre. Now the player should correctly unlock them. They should appear correctly when finishing a level, so don't worry about it being a bug.
- Fixed the particle for the Health Bar appearing behind the bar.
- Fixed the light particle being behind the Medallion.
- Added Build versions for the game.
- Some small typos fix and localization.
- Added the correct Wwise credits.

Thank you, and happy crafting!
- Mad Mimic team

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October 6

Hotfix 0.1b

Hello Non-Heroes!

We have a second wave of hotfixes for the Online section.

Major Fixes
- There was a bug where after defeating Krampus, the players wouldn't be able to lose the game. That is fixed now.

Minor Fixes
- Various online bugs fixed
- Updated the Prefeitura de São Paulo logo
- Now the Room list will show all the rooms that are created, this should make people aware that there are other players playing the game
- Changed description for some Achievements.
- Now you should be able to track the ammount of items you craft, and enemies you kill
- The Localization prefs should be saved now, and reloaded after you start the game.

We are working on more fixes, so stay tuned!
Thanks for saving Noobland,

Mad Mimic Team

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About This Game

When evil looms close and devastation is certain… Who will have what it takes to save the day?
NO HEROES HERE is a hectic co-op game for one to four players. Coordination and cooperation are your key weapons to success - everyone must play a role in the battles to come and work together as a team in order to protect the castles and Kingdom from imminent doom.
Forces beyond your understanding have struck with terror and chaos. The King's broken army and fallen heroes cannot protect you from harm. It is up to you to protect the realm from evil and restore Noobland to glory!

Noobland was once the largest and mightiest Kingdom in the world - but it's days of glory were cut short by an onslaught of evil and mysterious forces, which brought forth misfortune and calamity.
Desperate, the King gathered all heroes in his realm to reclaim his lost lands. In every battle, he bore his three lucky charms: a medallion, a teddy bear and his crown. The King was triumphant - his was a peerless, undefeated army.
However, the King's lucky charms were lost in the midst of battle and without them, he felt vulnerable and afraid. And rightly so - for after the loss of his items, came weakness, defeat and decimation.
The King, unwilling to give up, chose to make a last stand and sent his final champion, the Last Hero of Noobland, in a mission to recover his lucky charms.

Invite all of your three friends to play with you! Two? One...? None?! Then revel in our single player mode, if playing solo is your style! If not...

Play with your friends either locally or online. No friends? No problem! Join an online match with other Non-Heroic figures all over the world!

Normal mode not challenging enough? Hardcore mode offers the frighteningly ominous reality of a single life to live!

Three different regions with each their own mechanics, enemies and quirks.

Don't care for cannonballs? Maybe you'll find roasted chickens more to your liking!

As you journey through the realm, recruit more Non-Heroes to your ragtag band of castle defenders.

Twelve different enemy types to test your ballistic skills on!

System Requirements

Mac OS X
    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: 2.8 GHz intel core 2 duo
    • Memory: 2 MB RAM
    • Graphics: 512 Mb
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.7 - Lion
    • Processor: 2.5 GHz Intel core 2 duo
    • Memory: 2 MB RAM
    • Graphics: 512 Mb
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 2 MB available space
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