A retromoderrn low-poly minigolf adventure hosted by the infamous AI bot SUSAN. ...Fling up and go FULL BOOP...
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What the developers have to say:

Why Early Access?

“Because the game is 68.92% complete and I would like gather some preliminary FEEL-THINKS to improvenate the flavor of the final release.”

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?

“Approximately 1.523 - 3.45 months.”

How is the full version planned to differ from the Early Access version?

“The full version will have more episodes, more levels and more challenges and new object behaviors.
The full version will have additional cutscenes for each new episode.
The full version will have more visual polish and special FX.
The full version will have a fully featured editor and a more direct and robust means to share levels with other players.”

What is the current state of the Early Access version?

“The current version has Episode 1: The birth of SUSAN, which includes 60 levels and ~30 cutscenes.
The current version has an editor in an ALPHA state, which was used to create the current levels, but is missing certain features to make level editing as efficient as possible.
The current version has limited level sharing ability. You can share individual levels but not entire user-created episodes or cutscenes.”

Will the game be priced differently during and after Early Access?

“The full game will probably be a slightly higher price that the current price, but since this is CHEAP GOLF, not by much.”

How are you planning on involving the Community in your development process?

“I will listen to their pleas in the forums and on social media, where I live. I will integrate the most popular and sensible editor and level requests into the game. I am always online and I never sleep.”
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October 11

Quick update - level balancing & upcoming tweaks

Hello all,

Today we uploaded a quick adjustment to the difficulty of a few levels in the game (specifically WAT and QWEST), in an attempt to smooth out the difficulty spikes. The spikes are intentional and part of the story, but some levels are still a bit too spiky and can tend to be more frustrating than challenging.

We would rather people see the end of Episode 1 than rage quit, so if there are any levels that drive you nuts, give us feedback in the forums!

Coming very soon:

- Some smaller sets of levels to keep you occupied and entertained while we work on the bigger episodes, each with their own leaderboard.

- Drastic improvements to the editor UI, and new incentives to make and share your own levels :)

Keep on golfin'

-Miles @ Pixeljam
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October 4

Update! Version 0.9992 is live...

We just made an update to the game, and here is what's changed:


- LEADERBOARDS! Your score will submit after you beat any level, even ones you have already completed : http://steamcommunity.com/stats/616520/leaderboards/2207747
- Objects that can BREAK will flash from time to time
- Spacing between SUSAN.'s messages adjusted a bit
- Main shader has been improved

Coming soon:
- Editor improvements
- Some new levels

Keep on golfin' ...

SUSAN. is watchin' ...

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About This Game

Hello, my name is SUSAN. and I am the host of CHEAP GOLF. Here are some things you should know about this game:

- It is retromodern low-poly minigolf. You will fling a boop into the goal many times and I will talk to you between levels.
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- There are many colors and sounds to tickle your eyes and ears. You will also use your hand quite a bit.
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- The game currently includes Episode 1: The Birth of SUSAN. in which you witness how I came to be over 60 levels of boop flinging.
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- You can make your own levels and cutscenes with the editor.
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- I will be monitoring trillions of your nanogestures and modeling them into FEEL-THINKS, my favorite snack.
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The game is currently in Early Access, more levels and editor features are coming soon. It is very playable and fun right now though, you should definitely try it.
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Thank you for your engagement.

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ADDITIONAL INFO:

- This game only requires a mouse to play, so you will need at least one hand.

- A manual is included with the game, to help you build your own levels.

- Humans that assisted me with this game: Miles Tilmann (design/audio), Tiago Ling (code), Mark DeNardo (audio), Rand Williams (shader), Rich Grillotti (audio).

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: 1 Ghz CPU
    • Memory: 500 MB RAM
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: 10.6
    • Processor: 1 Ghz CPU
    • Memory: 500 MB RAM
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.X
    • Processor: 1 Ghz CPU
    • Memory: 500 MB RAM
    • Storage: 100 MB available space

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