Dumbass Drivers! is a cheap and cheerful arcade racing game that has you hurtling head-on towards retirement! 16 tracks and 4 missions make it time to fasten your seatbelt and leave all those other dumbass drivers behind!
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May 4, 2017

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July 1

A charitable update!

Hello again! Thank you for purchasing Dumbass Drivers! both in the current summer sale, before then and after then! We said we'd give 50% of opening month sales to charity, so we're grateful to everyone who picked up the game in May :)

Charity Donation
Thanks to you, 79.25 GBP (just over $100) was raised and has been donated to Hand In Hand For Syria, who give front-line aid to victims of the conflict in Syria. We rounded it up to 100 GBP and sent it off a couple of days ago (see the picture below)! Thanks again, to you!

There was a lot of tragic news about Syria in recent months, such as a targetted attack on a convoy which left 68 kids dead, but in the final weeks of development, some inspiring stories of work by UK charities including a vast number of ambulances being driven from the UK to Syria got our attention...folks who are anything but dumbass drivers!

Although we couldn't find a way to donate to those charities, we chose Hand In Hand For Syria, a registered UK charity, who have people out in Aleppo helping those severely affected. So thank you for supporting charity, and hopefully folks in Syria, through your purchase of Dumbass Drivers!

Find out more about this charity, the work they do and support them for yourself here:

Game Update To Version 1.0.3

An update to the game today, which includes:

1. Nitro boost. Now you can get back into the race quicker, and perhaps win some with even the Dinky. Keyboard users press and hold Space to deploy a boost! XBox controller users, press and hold the right joystick to deploy boost! Note: "Change view" has been moved to a press of the left joystick.

Nitro will be available at all times. It costs a little money to use, so be wary in the earlier stages of the game about how much nitro you're using! It will be hard to turn left or right when using nitro, so it's often best to deploy it on a long straight.

We are continuing to balance the difficulty of the game with the new nitro feature, so there may be another small update in the near future to correct or modify this a little. Your feedback is appreciated!

2. Sound effects added across all races and missions. For a more atmospheric race!

There are also a few minor fixes, barely worth noting...

Good news - we have made some progress on the rank bug issue. However, it is not yet completely fixed, but is working a little better than v1.0.2. We will continue to work on a full fix.

This update went live at 14:30 on Sun 2nd July, roughly 146mb in size. Please be aware there may be further small updates to 1.0.3 after today's update.

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“It's like going to Taco Bell, getting a Taco Bell taco for about a dollar-fifty, that's pretty good for a dollar-fifty. But if you paid five bucks for it, it would not be the same.”

“Actually quite a fun little game.”

About This Game

Dumbass Drivers! is a cheap and cheerful arcade racing game.

Race your way through a variety of tracks and missions, bring in the cash & unlock better cars as you work your way through to The Blue Cup Challenge and retirement!

Consider handling or speed, master the tracks, drift around corners or crash into them - just focus on 1st place and try to leave all those other dumbass drivers behind!

A budget game by Screen 7. Fasten your seatbelt and get ready to race...

16 circuits to unlock including "Millennial Forest" & "Infinity Stadium".
4 missions, 3 jump scares + dumbass distractions to earn extra cash!
Win, earn & buy a better wreck...uh, car, such as the DeWolf Roadstag.
Receive and repair damage during the race to keep your car in working order!
Use nitro to outpace and outwit all those other dumbass drivers!
Featuring music by Junkie Brush, soundtrack included in Library > My Music
Steam achievements, trading cards and technical support
Xbox controller support (Windows)

Contains some infrequent bad language.

System Requirements

    • OS: Windows 7 (64-bit OS)
    • Processor: Intel or AMD CPU
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA or AMD ATI video card with 1GB of RAM (Nvidia GeForce GTX 260 or higher/ATI Radeon 4890 or higher)
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound card
    • Additional Notes: Mouse, keyboard
    • OS: Windows 8 or 10 (64-bit OS)
    • Processor: Dual core Intel or AMD CPU
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA or AMD ATI video card with 2GB of RAM (NVIDIA GTX 550 Ti 2GB/AMD Radeon HD 7870 2GB)
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound card
    • Additional Notes: Mouse, keyboard
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