Wir präsentieren Woody Two-Legs, der am wenigsten berüchtigte Pirat der Sieben Meere. Irgendwie ist bisher für Woody immer alles im Leben schief gelaufen. Doch dann hat er den Jackpot geknackt, denn er hat sich einen riesigen Schatz unter den Nagel gerissen.
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Veröffentlichung: 2. Nov. 2010
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Wir präsentieren Woody Two-Legs, der am wenigsten berüchtigte Pirat der Sieben Meere. Irgendwie ist bisher für Woody immer alles im Leben schief gelaufen. Doch dann hat er den Jackpot geknackt, denn er hat sich einen riesigen Schatz unter den Nagel gerissen. Auf einer entlegenen Insel wollte Woody gerade seinen Schatz vergraben, wie es sich für einen guten Piraten gehört.

Leider hat aber der eigentliche Besitzer des Schatzes Mr. Jones und seine Gefolge an untoten Piraten Woody's Spur verfolgt. Aber auch wenn er noch so klein ist, Woody Two-Legs wird bestimmt nicht ohne einen richtigen Kampf aufgeben.

Helfen Sie Woody Two-Legs dabei, die Massen an untoten Piraten zu bekämpfen, tödliche Anführer zu besiegen, Boni zu sammeln und verheerende Spezialwaffen anzuwenden. Alle Mann an Deck!

Eigenschaften:

  • Erreichen Sie die Höchstpunktzahl auf der Online Rangliste und messen Sie sich nur mit den Besten der Besten
  • Schalten Sie die verschiedenen Schwierigkeitslevel frei und finden Sie sich zuletzt im extrem verrückten Albtraum-Modus wieder
  • Schauen Sie regelmäßig danach, dass niemand Ihre Punktezahl überbietet oder verbessern Sie sich in der Rangliste
  • Erleben Sie die Geschichte von Woody Two-Legs über den aufregenden Kampagnen-Modus hinweg oder spielen Sie Ihr Lieblingslevel im Level-Spielmodus
  • Kämpfen Sie in verschiedenen Intensitätsgraden gegen die bösen Truppen von Mr. Jones
  • Stellen Sie sich Zombies, Skeletten und Geisterschiffen und deren grimmigen Anführern und treffen Sie am Ende auf Mr. Jones selbst

Woody Two-Legs ist ein lässiger Arcade Shooter mit ständiger Jagd nach der besten Punktzahl, welcher Ihnen verschiedene freischaltbare Schwierigkeitslevel bietet. Die Levels steigern sich langsam an Intensität mit Wellen von untoten Piraten und deren entsetzlichem Gefolge. Diese Feinde werden im Spielverlauf immer gemeiner und es werden neue Schwierigkeitsmodi freigeschaltet, die am Ende im ultimativen Kampf gegen Mr. Jones selbst im Albtraum-Modus gipfeln.

Systemvoraussetzungen

    • Betriebssystem: Windows 7 / Vista / XP
    • Prozessor: 2.0 GHz Core Duo oder vergleichbar
    • Speicher: 2 GB RAM
    • Festplatte: 4 GB
    • Grafikkarte: 256 MB, Pixelshader 3.0. NVIDIA 7800 oder vergleichbar
    • Sound: DirectX9 kompatibel
    • Controller Support: 3-button Maus, Tastatur und Lautsprecher
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14 von 15 Personen (93%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
4.4 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 24. Januar
How I managed to complete Woody Two-Legs, is beyond me, the controls alone make this a terrible game. It would of been a joy to play if they allowed you to shoot with the mouse, but no no...you have to use the arrow keys(?) why...?!

The aim of the game is to protect your chest of gold on an island from waves of enemy pirate ships that try and steal it, and you have to fend them off, each ship you destroy will drop a "chest", granting either a power-up, score multiplier, or more money.

There are plenty of better shooting games out there than this, so don't bother wasting your time on it, unlike me....
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2 von 2 Personen (100%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
5.9 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 19. Februar
In this wave-based action defense game you are the Captain Woody of a little pirate ship. Consequently he has two wooden legs, but that's not really important - it's a joke like most of the game's story content.

Woody stole some gold from the mighty pirate captain Davy Jones. Unfortunately for Woody, Jones sends his armada of sea monsters and ships commanded by various undead to bring the gold back. You have to sail and cannon away at the enemy ships, which there are maybe ten different types, most of them seemingly little more than re-skins of the basic type, though their behaviour does vary a bit.

It is really an armada: there are tens or even hundreds of ships sailing against you each level. This is alright (Woody doesn't really care for realism) but for the fact that the waves of enemies come from four different directions and the waves don't wait for the previous ones to die before emerging. Depending on your mindset, this is either challenging or just frustrating.

Some of the ships concentrate on attacking you, while others race for stealing the gold and you have to stop them fast because you lose if you run out of gold. Initially I thought dying would be final but soon I realized I only lost a tiny bit of gold as a punishment and the ships steal way more than that, making life count little in your quest for keeping hold of the gold.

Destroyed ships drop power-ups that either benefit or punish you depending on their colour. They contain various weapons from mines to kamikaze dolphins. The webs can be frustrating as they stay in place for a really long time and all the ships, including yours, get stuck in them.

This brings us to the controls: they are wonky at best. You can steer left or right, go two different speeds or stop. You can also shoot to both sides. Steering and moving is the wonky part, because the ship takes a brief moment to register your steering maneuver. Don't get me wrong: this is actually realistic. It just makes the steering a chore, making it tedious to hit the power-ups. The worse part is the two-tiered speed scheme: you either go quite slowly or a bit too fast. Gaben help you if you grab a speed power-up, because it doubles your speed but it will stay two-tiered. Speed bonus is often useful trying to reach the next wave of ships before they reach the island, but it makes it difficult to avoid your own mines and webs and to maneuver into a decent shooting position, deteriorating your attacks into crazy sail-by-shootings where most cannon balls miss their targets.

Levels consist of a single island with your treasure and maybe a reef or two, making them very bland and repetitive. Hitting a reef or the island makes you and enemy ships bounce off of them harmlessly. The same goes for hitting an enemy ship, so unfortunately there are no ramming maneuvers either. Only real differences between levels are the reskins of the enemy ships: three different behaviours with different outlook. It appears that later levels also have more enemy ships. Every level also has a different boss, making it the only thing to wait for. They will probably kill you numerous times before you win them, but what gives, you just respawn to attack them again, slowly grinding their health down.

By the way, in the story mode the gold you lost will stay lost between levels, so you might lose the whole story if you lost too much gold in the early levels. The game is challenging but unfortunately rather boring after a while. The story is silly and recited between levels by a person who sounds either bored or over-dramatic.

All in all, I completed the game in some 5 hours in easy, medium and hard settings but didn't bother with the nightmare, because I had obtained all the achievements by then. It could have been much more interesting with ship and reef collisions, less numerous but more dangerous enemies and outsmartable but challenging bosses - now kraken was the only one who qualified.

I can't really recommend this game but if you get it for really cheap (e.g. in a bundle like I did) you may waste a couple of hours on it. The only thing I liked a bit was the only slightly annoying, jolly tune you listen to while blasting the undead ships.
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5 von 5 Personen (100%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
1.4 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 11. Dezember 2013
In Woody Two-Legs geht es um einen Piraten der seinen Schatz vor den Gegnern beschützen möchte. man steuert ein Schiff mit dem man nach links und rechts schießen kann. Das Ziel ist es die Gegner-Wellen zu überstehen und dabei den Schatz zu beschützen. Schafft es ein gegnerisches Schiff dann aber dennoch ein Teil des Schatzes zu stehlen erkennt man das an einem hellen Funkeln. Dann muss man dem Schiff schnell hinterher um das Gold wieder einzusammeln. Zerstört man ein Schiff erscheint eine Box. Durch die Farbe der Box erkennt man, ob der Inhalt gut oder schlecht ist. Es gibt verschiedene Boni, wie schnellere Bewegung oder stärkere Schüsse. Am Ende jeder Welle gibt es einen Bosskampf. Dieser erfordert immer eine bestimmte Taktik. Die Bossgegner machen am meisten Spaß und bringen Abwechslung in das sonst etwas einseitige Spiel.
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0.2 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 11. April 2014
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24 von 30 Personen (80%) fanden dieses Review hilfreich
1.0 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 27. Januar 2014
With a name like Woody Two-Legs: Attack of the Zombie Pirates I don't believe anyone actually expected this to be a good game. Even still I was hopeful that I would be able to find some dumb fun hidden underneath the ridiculous title and obvious low development budget, but alas Woody Two-Legs is nothing of the sort. What we have instead is a poorly designed and repetitive game, with impressively low production values and confusing controls that is above all else very, very boring.

As scoundrel pirate Woody Two-Legs, out pillaging ships on Halloween night, you mistakenly taken the treasure of Davy Jones and raised his scourge of undead minions determined to get it back. As is the case with most pirates Woody isn't about to let go of his loot, and so a desperate back and forth begins that you unfortunately must take part of.

Woody plays like something of a twin-stick shooter, with waves of enemies approaching from all sides attempting to make off with the treasure on the island in the middle and sink your ship in the process. The difference here is that you are controlling a ship, and as such have to account for the time it takes to turn as well as only being able to fire from your side cannons. It almost sounds like an interesting concept, until you actually attempt to play it and realize how unnecessarily confusing it makes everything.

Controlling your ship is very awkward and hard to do with any sort of precision, and shooting enemies is even more frustrating do to having to retrain your brain to remember which way your ship is facing and then choose the right side to shoot out of (when you are constantly turning around, remembering which was is left and right is much more challenging than it sounds like). Even if you manage to get the controls down, the gameplay just isn't fun. Enemies come in three barely indistinct varieties, with the only difference being if their end objective is to kill or steal from you, providing no satisfaction to destroy and disappearing in a puff of white smoke. Each of the five level plays and looks exactly the same with no variation save the boss at the end (which also repeat after a point) and how dark it is, and which take an agonizing 10-20 minutes to complete with no change to enemies patterns or any other means to revitalize the experience (which is already tiring after the first few moments).

I was willing to give Woody a chance despite every indication it would be a horrible time, but it surpassed even my low expectations. Paradox has released a lot of forgettable games and this is one of the worst; an astonishingly monotonous experience that not even the combination of zombies and pirates could save.

Yes it's cheap, dirt cheap even during sales; no it is not worth your time, money, or the braincells you will lose trying to play it.
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