Meet Woody Two-Legs, the least infamous pirate of Seven Seas. Things have never gone quite right for Woody. That is, until he scored big time and got his hands on huge treasure. Sailing to remote island, Woody was about to bury his treasure, just as any good pirate would do.
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Meet Woody Two-Legs, the least infamous pirate of Seven Seas. Things have never gone quite right for Woody. That is, until he scored big time and got his hands on huge treasure. Sailing to remote island, Woody was about to bury his treasure, just as any good pirate would do.

Unfortunately, it turned out that the original owner of the treasure, namely Mr. Jones and his retinue of undead pirates, caught up with Woody. Small as he might be, Woody Two-Legs will not going to give up without a fight.

Help Woody Two-Legs to fight wave after wave of undead pirates, defeat deadly bosses, collect bonuses and use devastating special weapons. All legs on deck!

Key Features:

  • Chase the high scores on the online scoreboard and don’t settle for anything less than the Best of the Best
  • Unlock the various difficulty levels ultimately ending up in the extremely insane Nightmare-mode
  • Check in on a regular basis to make sure no one has dethroned your score, or then to simply make it better and harder to beat “Defeat your friends & foes on the online scoreboard”
  • Follow the story of Woody Two-Legs trough the exiting campaign mode or play your favorite level in the Level play mode
  • Fight the evil forces of Mr. Jones on several different levels of intensity
  • Face the zombies, skeletons and ghosts ships and their grim bosses and finally face off with Mr. Jones himself

Woody Two-Legs is a casual score chasing arcade shooter that offers the player various degrees of un-lockable difficulty, building gradually on intensity with wave after wave of attack by the retinue of undead pirates and their unholy allies. Part of the addiction lies in the fact that these enemies become increasingly nasty as the player unlocks the various difficulty modes, ultimately facing up against the man himself in the ultimate boss fight in Nightmare Mode.

Requisitos do Sistema

    • OS: Windows 7 / Vista / XP
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Core Duo or equivalent
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Hard Disk Space: 4 GB
    • Video Card: 256 MB of dedicated memory with support for pixel shader 3.0. NVIDIA 7800 or equivalent
    • Sound Card: DirectX9 compatible
    • Controller Support: 3-button mouse, keyboard and speakers
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12 de 13 pessoas (92%) acharam esta análise útil
4.4 hrs em registo
Publicada: 24 Janeiro
How I managed to complete Woody Two-Legs, is beyond me, the controls alone make this a terrible game. It would of been a joy to play if they allowed you to shoot with the mouse, but no no...you have to use the arrow keys(?) why...?!

The aim of the game is to protect your chest of gold on an island from waves of enemy pirate ships that try and steal it, and you have to fend them off, each ship you destroy will drop a "chest", granting either a power-up, score multiplier, or more money.

There are plenty of better shooting games out there than this, so don't bother wasting your time on it, unlike me....
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2 de 2 pessoas (100%) acharam esta análise útil
5.9 hrs em registo
Publicada: 19 Fevereiro
In this wave-based action defense game you are the Captain Woody of a little pirate ship. Consequently he has two wooden legs, but that's not really important - it's a joke like most of the game's story content.

Woody stole some gold from the mighty pirate captain Davy Jones. Unfortunately for Woody, Jones sends his armada of sea monsters and ships commanded by various undead to bring the gold back. You have to sail and cannon away at the enemy ships, which there are maybe ten different types, most of them seemingly little more than re-skins of the basic type, though their behaviour does vary a bit.

It is really an armada: there are tens or even hundreds of ships sailing against you each level. This is alright (Woody doesn't really care for realism) but for the fact that the waves of enemies come from four different directions and the waves don't wait for the previous ones to die before emerging. Depending on your mindset, this is either challenging or just frustrating.

Some of the ships concentrate on attacking you, while others race for stealing the gold and you have to stop them fast because you lose if you run out of gold. Initially I thought dying would be final but soon I realized I only lost a tiny bit of gold as a punishment and the ships steal way more than that, making life count little in your quest for keeping hold of the gold.

Destroyed ships drop power-ups that either benefit or punish you depending on their colour. They contain various weapons from mines to kamikaze dolphins. The webs can be frustrating as they stay in place for a really long time and all the ships, including yours, get stuck in them.

This brings us to the controls: they are wonky at best. You can steer left or right, go two different speeds or stop. You can also shoot to both sides. Steering and moving is the wonky part, because the ship takes a brief moment to register your steering maneuver. Don't get me wrong: this is actually realistic. It just makes the steering a chore, making it tedious to hit the power-ups. The worse part is the two-tiered speed scheme: you either go quite slowly or a bit too fast. Gaben help you if you grab a speed power-up, because it doubles your speed but it will stay two-tiered. Speed bonus is often useful trying to reach the next wave of ships before they reach the island, but it makes it difficult to avoid your own mines and webs and to maneuver into a decent shooting position, deteriorating your attacks into crazy sail-by-shootings where most cannon balls miss their targets.

Levels consist of a single island with your treasure and maybe a reef or two, making them very bland and repetitive. Hitting a reef or the island makes you and enemy ships bounce off of them harmlessly. The same goes for hitting an enemy ship, so unfortunately there are no ramming maneuvers either. Only real differences between levels are the reskins of the enemy ships: three different behaviours with different outlook. It appears that later levels also have more enemy ships. Every level also has a different boss, making it the only thing to wait for. They will probably kill you numerous times before you win them, but what gives, you just respawn to attack them again, slowly grinding their health down.

By the way, in the story mode the gold you lost will stay lost between levels, so you might lose the whole story if you lost too much gold in the early levels. The game is challenging but unfortunately rather boring after a while. The story is silly and recited between levels by a person who sounds either bored or over-dramatic.

All in all, I completed the game in some 5 hours in easy, medium and hard settings but didn't bother with the nightmare, because I had obtained all the achievements by then. It could have been much more interesting with ship and reef collisions, less numerous but more dangerous enemies and outsmartable but challenging bosses - now kraken was the only one who qualified.

I can't really recommend this game but if you get it for really cheap (e.g. in a bundle like I did) you may waste a couple of hours on it. The only thing I liked a bit was the only slightly annoying, jolly tune you listen to while blasting the undead ships.
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2 de 3 pessoas (67%) acharam esta análise útil
0.5 hrs em registo
Publicada: 7 de Dezembro de 2014
Very clever, old school, artistically brilliant, and game play is moderate, but may be the maker of the controller though, 360 has stiff sticks.
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24 de 30 pessoas (80%) acharam esta análise útil
1.0 hrs em registo
Publicada: 27 de Janeiro de 2014
With a name like Woody Two-Legs: Attack of the Zombie Pirates I don't believe anyone actually expected this to be a good game. Even still I was hopeful that I would be able to find some dumb fun hidden underneath the ridiculous title and obvious low development budget, but alas Woody Two-Legs is nothing of the sort. What we have instead is a poorly designed and repetitive game, with impressively low production values and confusing controls that is above all else very, very boring.

As scoundrel pirate Woody Two-Legs, out pillaging ships on Halloween night, you mistakenly taken the treasure of Davy Jones and raised his scourge of undead minions determined to get it back. As is the case with most pirates Woody isn't about to let go of his loot, and so a desperate back and forth begins that you unfortunately must take part of.

Woody plays like something of a twin-stick shooter, with waves of enemies approaching from all sides attempting to make off with the treasure on the island in the middle and sink your ship in the process. The difference here is that you are controlling a ship, and as such have to account for the time it takes to turn as well as only being able to fire from your side cannons. It almost sounds like an interesting concept, until you actually attempt to play it and realize how unnecessarily confusing it makes everything.

Controlling your ship is very awkward and hard to do with any sort of precision, and shooting enemies is even more frustrating do to having to retrain your brain to remember which way your ship is facing and then choose the right side to shoot out of (when you are constantly turning around, remembering which was is left and right is much more challenging than it sounds like). Even if you manage to get the controls down, the gameplay just isn't fun. Enemies come in three barely indistinct varieties, with the only difference being if their end objective is to kill or steal from you, providing no satisfaction to destroy and disappearing in a puff of white smoke. Each of the five level plays and looks exactly the same with no variation save the boss at the end (which also repeat after a point) and how dark it is, and which take an agonizing 10-20 minutes to complete with no change to enemies patterns or any other means to revitalize the experience (which is already tiring after the first few moments).

I was willing to give Woody a chance despite every indication it would be a horrible time, but it surpassed even my low expectations. Paradox has released a lot of forgettable games and this is one of the worst; an astonishingly monotonous experience that not even the combination of zombies and pirates could save.

Yes it's cheap, dirt cheap even during sales; no it is not worth your time, money, or the braincells you will lose trying to play it.
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9 de 11 pessoas (82%) acharam esta análise útil
1.7 hrs em registo
Publicada: 8 de Janeiro de 2014
This game is extremely terrible. It is repetitive beyond belief. Every stage is the same boring thing with the same boring enemies, just more of them.

There are only a handful of item upgrades, which are all extremely temporary, and some of them are terrible. The giant web is the worst of them all for the fact you can get stuck in it and it lasts what feels like forever. Although, it is good for the boss fights.

The ship collision is the worst thing in the game. When you bump into a ship you spin into a random direction. You can also get stuck between the islands for a good period of time while you are bouncing around between ships and land trying to get free.

The basic price is ridiculous for what you get. Do not buy, even on a sale. The game is complete garbage at any price.
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9 de 12 pessoas (75%) acharam esta análise útil
2.2 hrs em registo
Publicada: 21 de Setembro de 2014
cons:
-very hard game (controls and design)
-so hard; 'casual' tag not for difficulty but for depth

pros:
-satisfying when you sink ships
-you are a pirate

improvements that would make me pre-order a sequel:
-twin-stick movement/aiming (full controller support)
-local co-op
-non-gold-protection gameplay
-perks like in COD or altitude (really any kind of expanded ship options instead of only powerups from fallen enemies)
-more seamonsters
-shareable/editable custom maps/challenges of player-chosen compositions/strategies of enemies etc
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4 de 7 pessoas (57%) acharam esta análise útil
0.8 hrs em registo
Publicada: 30 de Outubro de 2011
Too few stages that last too long (and they even reuse bosses somehow with only five levels). Imagine the world's least controllable twin-stick shooter with a side of base-defense and you've got this game in a nutshell. I cannot in any way advise purchasing or playing this title, and would in fact recommend you spend the $1.25 it costs on sale to purchase a tiny plastic knife and stab yourself in the balls/♥♥♥♥ as needed to remind yourself of the fun you could be having with this game.
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6 de 11 pessoas (55%) acharam esta análise útil
0.5 hrs em registo
Publicada: 17 de Dezembro de 2011
Meh. I wasn't quite sure what I could expect when starting this game, I was hoping for a real pirate adventure somehow, but instead I got a last stand sort of game where you have to protect your gold for as long as you can. Fun for a couple of minutes, it has no real depth.

[Rating: 62/100]
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7 de 14 pessoas (50%) acharam esta análise útil
1.9 hrs em registo
Publicada: 13 de Junho de 2014
pretty fun. though they make it impossible to win without any piratses stealing your gold
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4 de 9 pessoas (44%) acharam esta análise útil
0.2 hrs em registo
Publicada: 3 de Outubro de 2013
A game where your a pirate protecting a treasure on an island on every map, yep the background is blue swap out a different island and boom call it a new level. Pretty boring pretty fast as in the second you find out your just a ship sailing in circles shooting things.

Rating: 4/10 Value: $0.99
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2 de 5 pessoas (40%) acharam esta análise útil
0.4 hrs em registo
Publicada: 27 de Outubro de 2011
I can see what they were going for, but it could have been executed a lot better. That said, it isn't a bad game, and it is priced correctly.
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1 de 3 pessoas (33%) acharam esta análise útil
0.4 hrs em registo
Publicada: 27 de Outubro de 2013
What a ♥♥♥♥ poor game!
Yeah it works, it boots up, but thats about it. Oh no, i forgot, the music is great, it's fantastic. But thats about it.
This seems like a game made by kids in a school project. I'm feeling bad for giving it such a hard time, but there wasn't a bit of fun in the game. It deserves the bad reviews it has gotten, the low metascore etc.

Stay away, even if it's cheap. BOOORING
(that game just ruined a good evening)
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1 de 3 pessoas (33%) acharam esta análise útil
0.2 hrs em registo
Publicada: 24 de Fevereiro de 2014
looks funny, plays odd overall not really that good of a game...... maybe if it was released as a free flash game with most of its contect ripped out and replaced with something thats fun for more then 10 minutes.....nah even then after a few minutes youll be bored and wondering why your cursing yourself to play garbage that came free when purchasing a massive pack of actuallly playable games. dont buy this please, it might give people the wrong opinion of paradox interactive....an actually good company with some fails. this being the biggest.
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4 de 10 pessoas (40%) acharam esta análise útil
0.7 hrs em registo
Publicada: 16 de Abril de 2014
I won't get into story, graphics, or sound. The dealbreaker for me was that the sailing and combat were tedious. I expcted a fun casual shooter with a pirate theme, but what I got was a chore.
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4 de 10 pessoas (40%) acharam esta análise útil
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0.9 hrs em registo
Publicada: 20 de Fevereiro de 2012
You remember that part in Sid Meier's Pirates where you get in a boat and start ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥ up, and it was a lot of fun? This game tries to emulate that experience and makes it the worst gaming experience period. The controls are terrible, the game play is not fun, and you are stuck with the lamest boat possible. It's essentially a tower defense. You dfend your gold on some island, and you try to recover your resources, but it's almost impossible when YOUR RESOURCES SINK TO THE ♥♥♥♥ING BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN. You can also beat the game without beating the final boss, I'm pretty sure it's unintended, but who cares, any more time playing this game is better spent jerking off.
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4 de 11 pessoas (36%) acharam esta análise útil
1 pessoa achou esta análise engraçada
3.6 hrs em registo
Publicada: 23 de Julho de 2012
I LOVE THE GAME SONGS: "BUDI TU LEGS!!!"

ME FASCINA SU CANCIONCILLA; "BUDI TU LEGS!!"
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3 de 9 pessoas (33%) acharam esta análise útil
2.0 hrs em registo
Publicada: 20 de Junho de 2014
Not sure why I bought this. Would not make the same mistake twice unless I had children to play it.
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2 de 7 pessoas (29%) acharam esta análise útil
4.1 hrs em registo
Publicada: 21 de Dezembro de 2010
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Very simpel casual game with simple controls. Sadly, unlike Buccaneer, it becomes very repetitive very fast - there's three different enemies, five levels (and five bosses), and four difficulty levels to choose from. You'll probably not play this game more than a couple of hours (unless you really want to top the leaderboard). In generel, get this game on discount if you want the achievements.
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0 de 3 pessoas (0%) acharam esta análise útil
0.3 hrs em registo
Publicada: 19 de Janeiro de 2014
It's fun for about an hour or so then it just gets repetative and dull. Not worth spending the time I wasted playing this piece of crap.
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0 de 3 pessoas (0%) acharam esta análise útil
Publicada: 29 de Abril de 2011
Gotta say that this is truly a classic. If you like shogun 2 total war you will LOVE this game. It also reminds me in some respects of call of duty black ops so if you like those two games you gotta get this game. I mean that short snappy title and its imaginative idea give it real class. BYE IT
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