Nine distinct classes provide a broad range of tactical abilities and personalities. Constantly updated with new game modes, maps, equipment and, most importantly, hats!
User reviews: Overwhelmingly Positive (239,410 reviews)
Release Date: Oct 10, 2007

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"The most fun you can have online" - PC Gamer
Is now FREE!
There’s no catch! Play as much as you want, as long as you like!

The most highly-rated free game of all time!
One of the most popular online action games of all time, Team Fortress 2 delivers constant free updates—new game modes, maps, equipment and, most importantly, hats. Nine distinct classes provide a broad range of tactical abilities and personalities, and lend themselves to a variety of player skills.

New to TF? Don’t sweat it!
No matter what your style and experience, we’ve got a character for you. Detailed training and offline practice modes will help you hone your skills before jumping into one of TF2’s many game modes, including Capture the Flag, Control Point, Payload, Arena, King of the Hill and more.

Make a character your own!
There are hundreds of weapons, hats and more to collect, craft, buy and trade. Tweak your favorite class to suit your gameplay style and personal taste. You don’t need to pay to win—virtually all of the items in the Mann Co. Store can also be found in-game.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows® 7 (32/64-bit)/Vista/XP
    • Processor: 1.7 GHz Processor or better
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 8.1
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Hard Drive: 15 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Mouse, Keyboard
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows® 7 (32/64-bit)
    • Processor: Pentium 4 processor (3.0GHz, or better)
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Hard Drive: 15 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Mouse, Keyboard
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X version Leopard 10.5.8 and above
    • Processor: 1.7 GHz Processor or better
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 8 or higher, ATI X1600 or higher, Intel HD 3000 or higher
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Hard Drive: 15 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Mouse, Keyboard
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04
    • Processor: Dual core from Intel or AMD at 2.8 GHz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 8600/9600GT, ATI/AMD Radeon HD2600/3600 (Graphic Drivers: nVidia 310, AMD 12.11), OpenGL 2.1
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Hard Drive: 15 GB available space
    • Sound Card: OpenAL Compatible Sound Card
    • Additional Notes: Mouse, Keyboard
Helpful customer reviews
4,802 of 5,168 people (93%) found this review helpful
23 people found this review funny
12,413.7 hrs on record
Posted: October 12, 2014
My hours. help.

I wrote something for real!

These hours are legit, I played this game a lot in the past to avoid some tragic stuff in real life. I was young and didn't really have my gaming consoles anymore because of my brothers and I had a really bad pc, which i still own. TF2 was one of the games i could play pretty well on this pc but with horrid graphics, but it was one of the more fun games I installed. I met some real cool and nice people on this game as well as people who i plan to keep by my side. The community back then was more humble compared to nowadays. You have competitive gamers who spam their bind keys with unfunny/gross jokes and very obnoxious people who are either yelling at you or telling you to do specific things to win the game. When really, it doesn't even matter if you win or lose. However, you also have those people who are really awesome and you may meet some nice friends along the way! Although you never know what kinda person you're going to meet on this game. In my honest opinion, if you want to have a game to just waste time on (and money) or just mess around with people you know (which is what I do now), this is perfect. Esspecially the mann vs. machine co-op. I mainly play that now. Although to me, the game lost its touch, update wise, and I moved onto other games.

I believe it's worth a shot to try it out but other than that, I'd keep it as a casual game. I don't think the competitive scene is worth getting into anymore because it's being flooded by crude people. Atleast from my experiance after over about 4+ years of playing it just got worse and worse. You will eventually be tied into drama even if you try to avoid it. You'll be more stressed than actually having fun, I'll tell you that!

Although in all seriousness, this game is losing its touch and probably isn't worth making it your main game MAINLY because the updates they've been releasing are becoming very dull and not as great as they used to be. BUT, it's a great game to just play to pass the time and have fun! All you'll really notice nowdays is...people really love to trade more than actually play. Living off as a free to play would be very tough and you'd need to be patient with items you would want, unless you got that MONEY! Hope this helps.


One last thing, I am not saying this game is bad in any way. I am saying that it's worth trying and playing with friends, or even meeting people! Although there are some downsides that you won't like, such as some stuff I pointed out above. Strictly towards the community. I personally think you should have this game as a side game rather than your come home to play sorta thing. Have it as a once in a while game, because it's nothing to be big about, unless you really do not like most of the millions of other games out there.

Just give it a shot and see what you think! Have fun <3
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756 of 799 people (95%) found this review helpful
36 people found this review funny
2,961.0 hrs on record
Posted: December 13, 2014
Can you name any other First Person Shooter(no, I am not counting Gmod, that would be cheating) that lets you play as a young and fast Bostonian that can slap the hell out of urine-throwing Australians (who were actually born in Middle Earth New Zealand) with a fresh karp wrapped in christmas lights, eat a bucket of fried poultry over their corpses, and then get hit with a pipebomb launched from an African-Gaelic one eyed alcoholic(who may or may not be wearing a rabbit skull on his head) who can fly while weilding a talking ghost claymore; and this all happens on a pile of gravel?





I thought so.
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1,131 of 1,250 people (90%) found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
256.2 hrs on record
Posted: October 23, 2014
Team Fortress 2. Being ranked as the third most-played game on Steam, Team Fortress 2 is probably one of the best free-to-play games we've got.
Why is it so popular? Let's take a look, shall we?

First off, the obvious: It's free. 100% free. This means its accessible to everyone on Steam. This is just the icing on the cake though. What really shines about TF2 is the game itself.

Team Fortress 2 usually consists of two teams (Red and Blue) going head to head against each other. Sometimes fulfilling certain objectives or just downright killing each other. There are many, many maps and modes, such as Payload, Capture Points, and Mann VS Machine. But the general idea no matter the map or mode is to KILL EVERYTHING THAT MOVES! And my god, is it fun to do so. The game has 9 playable mercenaries, each actually being a certain "class". Each class is divided into 3 different roles: Offense, Defense, and Support. Let's go over each role and class.

Offensive roles specialize in dealing damage to the opposing team. These are your main attack force. Scouts are the speedy hit and run class, with the ability to double or even triple jump depending on equipped items. Soldiers pack a bit more firepower with their rocket launchers, which gives them not only power, but mobility due to the ability known as "rocket jumping". The Pyro is great at setting the opposition on fire, as well as extinguishing burning teammates using an airblast.

Defensive roles serve to inhibit enemy access and to hold enemies back from vital points on the map. Overall, the defensive group has the most firepower of all the groups. Demomen can safeguard areas with stickybombs that they can detonate when enemies come by. Heavies are great for mowing down incoming troops and pushing back forces. Heavies can also keep enemies in an area while whittling their health for teammates to finish off. Engineers can build Sentry Guns for effective area defense, as well as build Teleporters and Dispensers for logistical support of the team.

Support classes cannot hold the fight on their own, but their specialized abilities can tip the balance in their team's favor. They offer the offensive and defensive classes an extra edge in battle and can help turn the tide of the game. Whether crippling the enemy advance from behind or keeping teammates healed, the support classes are always handy to have around. Medics are the team healers, capable of providing numerous buffs depending on their equipments. Spies are great for sneak attacks or eiliminating key threats. Snipers excel at long range, also eliminating key threats, as well as extinguishing burning teammates with jarate and providing a damage boost to teammates.

Next, let's look at the presentation.
TF2 has a very unqiue art style. It's somewhat cartoonish, but very appealing. It's simple, and un-complex. But it doesn't need to be complex. It's simplicity is it's strength. Everything is detailed enough to where you can easily tell whats going on, what a specific model or item is, and they all stand out. The soundtrack is also very appealing and catchy, especially the main theme. I personally have it as a ringtone/alarm tone on my smartphone! :)

One of the best aspects of TF2 is the Steam Workshop. Users can submit designs for items and weapons, and possibly have them added to the game! A very lucrative sub-market has also emerged from this game in the form of the Crate Keys. That's a whole different ballgame in and of itself, so we won't get into it here.

During normal gameplay on most servers, you can obtain random items, weapons, and sometimes crates, and taunts....through the item drops system. You can only receive so many drops per week, and you will get them randomly as you play. You can use these items and weapons to customise your mercenary's loadout, or you can use them to craft other items, hats, and weapons. You can take multiples of items and craft them into Scrap, then Reclaimed Metal, then Refined Metal. You can then use these metals to craft specific class weapons/items, among other things. The crafting system is simple yet robust, with lots of possiblities. Some of it is very luck based. You can take some very common items and end up crafting a super rare hat or gun worth a lot of moolah on the Steam Market!

All-in-all, Team Fortress 2 is just a very fun game. Endless entertainment awaits when you start up this game, especially if you play with friends on your favorite server. Probably the best free-to-play game on Steam.

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Highly Recommended

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2,180 of 2,453 people (89%) found this review helpful
65 people found this review funny
4,161.7 hrs on record
Posted: November 30, 2014
Lost my girlfriend.

havent left my house in 3 years.

spent over 1000 dollars on hats.

ruined my life.

10/10 l came



Its ok.
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853 of 940 people (91%) found this review helpful
35 people found this review funny
2,113.2 hrs on record
Posted: December 9, 2014
Hat IRL = $20
Hat In game = $500

i like
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4,697 of 5,507 people (85%) found this review helpful
72 people found this review funny
2,403.8 hrs on record
Posted: November 13, 2014
Uh
Not too sure what to write here so heres a recipe for Pancakes instead

Ingredients:
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
3 tablespoons sugar
1 tablespoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon freshly ground nutmeg
2 large eggs, at room temperature
1 1/4 cups milk, at room temperature
1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
3 tablespoons unsalted butter, plus more as needed

Now to make it
1. In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, and nutmeg.
2. In another bowl, beat the eggs and then whisk in the milk and vanilla.
3. Melt the butter in a large cast iron skillet or griddle over medium heat.
4. Whisk the butter into the milk mixture. Add the wet ingredients to the flour mixture, and whisk until a thick batter is just formed
5. Keeping the skillet at medium heat, ladle about 1/4 cup of the batter onto the skillet, to make a pancake. Make 1 or 2 more pancakes, taking care to keep them evenly spaced apart. Cook, until bubbles break the surface of the pancakes, and the undersides are golden brown, about 2 minutes. Flip with a spatula and cook about 1 minute more on the second side. Serve immediately or transfer to a platter and cover loosely with foil to keep warm. Repeat with the remaining batter, adding more butter to the skillet as needed.
6. Procedure for adding fruit to pancakes: Once the bubbles break the surface of the pancakes, scatter the surface with sliced or diced fruit, or chocolate chips, nuts, etc. Flip with a spatula and cook for 1 minute more, being careful not to burn toppings.
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1,217 of 1,403 people (87%) found this review helpful
23 people found this review funny
3,676.9 hrs on record
Posted: October 11, 2014
Ruined my life and stole my wallet.

10 out of 10 Hats
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932 of 1,074 people (87%) found this review helpful
27 people found this review funny
991.7 hrs on record
Posted: October 3, 2014
I swear I had money in my wallet...
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439 of 488 people (90%) found this review helpful
30 people found this review funny
1,467.3 hrs on record
Posted: October 8, 2014
How to play Team Fortress 2:
Be polite,
Be efficient,
Have a pan to kill everyone you meet.
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1,290 of 1,517 people (85%) found this review helpful
35 people found this review funny
11,930.4 hrs on record
Posted: November 10, 2014
It's ok.
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729 of 843 people (86%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2.7 hrs on record
Posted: November 3, 2014
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Graphics:
+ funny animations
+ wonderful characters
+ successful effects
+ great detailed environments
+ Excellent cartoon-style graphics

Balance:
+ classes works together
+ rock, paper, scissors principle
+ each class has good balanced skills

Sound:
+ good 5.1 effects
+ great voice output
+ funny intro song

Game Size:
+ big battlegrounds
+ 9 different classes
+ many maps
+ more weapons
+ crafting system

Atmosphere:
+ good mix between shooting and crazy optic
+ exciting conquest under pressure

Team Fortress 2 is loaded with action. It's diverse, fun, challenging, and offers plenty of strategy and depth without bogging down the gameplay. What is really fascinating about the game is how the developers were able to take what is essentially an unsociable first-person shooter and turn it into a frag fest.
The interaction among characters is dynamic, as each of the various classes has distinct abilities and weapons that are invaluable to the team as a whole.
There are so many ways to exploit these unique abilities that each match is different every time. Not to mention that when the opposition changes things up, the game dynamics are kicked into overdrive.

The core action pits two teams of players against each other in a battle to capture points, move a cart, or steal a briefcase. The objective is always very straightforward; it's the interplay between the nine playable classes that makes things so varied and interesting.
The speedy scout, the militant heavy, the diligent engineer, the conniving medic, the pesky sniper, the sneaky spy, the feisty pyro, the explosive soldier.
In TF2, each class has roughly three main ways of attacking - a primary weapon (the Heavy's minigun, Pyro's flamethrower, Engineer's sentry gun, etc.) and secondary (various classes have shotguns, others pistols, while the Demoman has a highly effective mine thrower) and melee weapons (the Scout's bat, the Medic's bonesaw, and so on). Though classes now possess fewer means of attacking, the resulting gameplay feels much more focused. Each class has a very clearly defined role and the means to ensure they perform successfully. The only limiting factor is, of course, how effectively your team meshes together.

The Engineer also has that flexibility. As a support unit, the ammo- and health-dispensing stations it produces are great for maintaining forward positions, while the teleports it can set up help reinforce them. But these things are also important in defence, along with the all-powerful sentry guns, which completely disrupt an attacking team's momentum until they're cleared.
The Medic, for example, is one of the easiest classes to play as in the game, but also the most important in the right hands. His "medi-gun" is useful for healing team-mates in advanced positions, but the other element of it is the ability to build up "uber-charge". Medic-and-Heavy combinations are great for holding down capture-points, or assaulting them in more claustrophobic settings, while other combinations yield other benefits.

Stages look just as good as the character models, with sometimes blocky stage designs completely offset by an gorgeously realized artistic style. It's such a strong style that you can't help but wish more had been done with the 1950s spy / espionage theme.
The graphics are astounding. Using a stylized cartoon look, the game instantly sets itself apart, not only from the original version but all other games in the genre. Each character looks different, which makes them easy to keep track of visually. They also animate differently and with a lot of variety. The humor works in a game like this that is so potentially serious. Sentry guns as they're being erected will cause you to actually stop playing the game and just watch as the various parts lock into place like a Transformer.
Critical hits, for instance, which pop out of your gun in the form of glittering bullets (or grenades, or rockets) cause green "critical hit" text prompts to pop up over your target's head. Special animations or occurrences surrounding a critical hit that giving you that satisfied feeling that you accomplished something special.

Sound design is great as well, with nice little touches like the Demoman's Scottish accent, and the Scout's urgent cries for a medic.
Weapon sounds boom, making firing even a Scout pistol a thrilling experience, and make more or less useless weapons like the Medic's syringe gun fun to shoot.
The music, of which there is very little, blends perfectly with the visuals when it does play, strengthening TF2's artistic vision even further.

Anyone signing up to Team Fortress 2 for the first time now will be part of an ever-expanding community, something that Valve have smartly steered but also learned from. Its hell of a game. With its powerful artistic style and blazingly quick, yet accessible gameplay. PLAY IT!
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644 of 747 people (86%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
3,468.6 hrs on record
Posted: October 21, 2014
This game helps me forget about my ♥♥♥♥ life and therefore stops me from killing myself.

So it's pretty good then, I suppose.
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439 of 500 people (88%) found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
639.5 hrs on record
Posted: November 21, 2014
A scottish black man killing a Russian with an high explosive grenade launcher and then dancing like there is no tommorow.

10/10 will rekt again
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283 of 309 people (92%) found this review helpful
28 people found this review funny
1,350.6 hrs on record
Posted: February 7
I was only 10 years old.
I loved TF2 so much, I had almost all the weapons I wanted.
I would leave my computer on for hours, Just to get a few drops.
Then I got my first hat, The gibus.
Suddenly everything changed.
I no longer cared about playing for fun, I only cared about the 'hats'
I "borrowed" my mommys credit card and bought more hats.
I had so many hats, I loved them all.
But then someone traded me, I accepted.
They offered an Unusual for all my hats.
It was so sexy looking, I put up all my hats and traded.
But no Unusual, He scammed me.
I lost it all.
I was so sad I cried for hours.
Later that night I prayed to Gaben for my hats back.
I went to bed after praying.
I felt warm.
I looked behind me, It was Gaben!
He said "This is Gabe Newell" and handed me a Burning Team Captain.
Then I woke up, I was wearing my Burning Team Captain and I was naked.
I saw Gabe leave through the window, he looked back at me and winked.
Hats are love. Hats are life
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294 of 325 people (90%) found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
960.4 hrs on record
Posted: February 27
TF2 in a nutshell:
Gibus= F2p
F2p= Nooby, no skill 9 year old losers
P2p= Real people of tf2
Unusual= Gods of hats
Australium= Gods of weapons
Cosmetics= Swag
Headshots= Hacker
Bodyshots= Noob
Facestab= Noob
W+m1= Noob
Gunslinger engis= Troll
Hoovies= "pootis"
Scoot= "Neda dispencer her!"
Pyro= W+m1 skillz
Demoman= Da only black man in da game
Engi= Fat funny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Snip@rs= "God shave da queen!"
Spai= Awesome ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Soldier= "Maggots!"
Medic= "Who that? Never heard of it."
Team Fortress 2= Hats simulator 2015
Strange= Counts the number of people you have rekt
Killstreak= Rekt-um streak
Specialized- Owww... Shinyyyyyyyy!
Professional- F#cked up eyes
Vintage= Old school
Taunts= Something that says "Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥!" after killing someone and/or "Party!"
Unusual taunts= Gods of taunts
Microphone= "screw 10 yeer olz" / "That guy must be a youtuber!"
Sprays= 'Boobs'
Maps= Battlefield
Jarate= Sniper's piss
Sydney sleeper= Piss gun
Backburner= critz from back, SAME damage but without crits from front. (LOGIC)
Baby face blaster= Flash from DC in tf2!
The Enforcer= Give the finger to them w+m1 pyros
Neon annihilator= 2Fort Sharks!
Righteous Bison= "what's dat?"
Weapon stats= "Dunt reed dat, itz uselez"- F2ps 2015
Fat scouts= "pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis! pootis!"
Friendlyz= CONGA!
Tryhardz= TRY HARD!
Bugs and glitches= "Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait."
Updates= BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!! BONUS DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sanvich= Just a Sanvich bruh..... just a sanvich...
Bonk! Atomic punch!= Red bull.
Trading= "I TROOD 4 GIBUZ!"
Crits= Something you love when you have it but others hate cause they don't have it but you hate it when you don't have it and others love it cause they have it.
Mini crits= The younger brother of crits.
Red-tape recorder= "Haha you have a sentry! now you don't..."
Pybros= "Mhmmhmmhmhmhmmhmhmhhmhm and hmhmhmhmmh."
Crates= Another Money taker!
And much, MUCH MORE which i can't even sum up!

"11/10 would gabe again"- IGN

But hey.. at the end of the day, it's the good' ol Team Fortress 2 we always love and play :)
Thanks and have fun.
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270 of 296 people (91%) found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
2,130.5 hrs on record
Posted: January 1
I'm sure I had a social life before...

Doesn't matter, Hats.
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290 of 330 people (88%) found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
1,005.7 hrs on record
Posted: November 22, 2014
It's like Call of Duty but instead of Doritos you have hats.
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319 of 374 people (85%) found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
1,971.4 hrs on record
Posted: December 23, 2014
I've only played a little so I don't really have much to say.
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352 of 417 people (84%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3,501.3 hrs on record
Posted: October 10, 2014
You get to wear hats and feel pretty. Perfect game.
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219 of 248 people (88%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1,122.1 hrs on record
Posted: October 14, 2014
Played for 1000 hours. Currently suffering from :
-Minigun ringing in my ears
-Inaudible muffling from a gas mask
-Handsome french (m)entle(g)en ;)
-Developed a fetish for Sandviches
- Seeing things ,,, (Pink rainbows and lollipops)
-Overly (motherly) Protective of mechanised buildings
-Learnt that a medigun has to be rammed up the fat kids butt in order to win
-Learnt that Trading causes hair loss and intense frustration

Pi/3.14 Would backstab again ;) (Next stop 2000 hours)
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