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Mostly Positive (20 reviews) - 70% of the 20 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Release Date: Jan 14, 2016

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You've crashed into people's windows with a jetpack, you've hit level 101 in the Goat MMO Simulator, you've survived the zombie apocalypse. How do you even top that?

Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY, the latest in goat simulation technology. Being a goat has never been this realistic.

  • Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash & grab, then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling, the Indian casino - just like in that Al Cappuccino movie
  • PRANKNET - The static contract database lets goats pick and choose from available jobs by connecting with local contacts such as Vlad the Crimean, and you get to run his errands
  • Buy things - use your easy-earned cash to buy different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
  • More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough. You can even wear that mask with the American flag on it, whatever that character is called i don’t know, i just write the damn text
  • FOUR AWESOME GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie
  • Be a camel, or even a dolphin in a wheelchair, there are no limits here (except the 4 playable goats)
  • Unlock new, even dumber stuff. Because this is friggin’ Goat Simulator.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows XP (SP3), Windows Vista (SP2), Windows 7, Windows 8
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 or 8
    • Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM+; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better
    • Storage: 4 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
    Minimum:
    • OS: OS X 10.7
    • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: OS X 10.8
    • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
    Recommended:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
    • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Customer reviews
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Recent:
Mostly Positive (20 reviews)
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Very Positive (202 reviews)
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Intisar930
Posted: June 27
weorwkrokqw
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grumpychbrown
Posted: June 26
does not work
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Mahair123 | The Canadian Fury |
Posted: June 25
One of the times i wish there was a "meh" recommendation

This DLC Is great. My only problem is the frame drops and stuttering. It's not even with the whole game, just this DLC in particular. I have no idea why this is a problem.

Besides that, it's loads of fun and worth purchasing. This DLC and the game itself is awesome with friends
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Minibuka1
Posted: June 25
Anyways, This DLC includes:

  • 30 Trophies! As always.
  • A normal-sized map.
  • You can do pranks, including a classic one.
  • More than 3 Characters.. WAIT! FOUR!
  • You can get caught by police!
  • Rocket League! Just becuase they can.
  • Bags. Bags? BAGS!
  • CATS! CATS ARE EVERYWHERE!
  • Wait.. What I forgot? OH YEAH, MASKS!

That's all, I totally recommend it.
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d1ff1555
Posted: June 24
A Random Texture In The Sky Is Glitchy It Is Barely Playable Due To How Bad That Glitch Is
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Ilikewaffles
Posted: June 24
I just got it, and when i click the play button it opens up Goat Simulator and nothing happens-- I don't know what to do. Please help.
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DuckHunter3000
Posted: June 24
This is the best Goat Simulator DLC. Its totally worth the money! Its full of easter eggs and things to do, and they made the city much more alive than the original Goat Simulator game. And this DLC also includes objectives, heists, car-driving and different characters you can be!
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Mastermlg_
Posted: June 20
How to play this. Like start?
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hugolabella
Posted: June 19
in my computer it doesnt work
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IDesign ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Posted: June 18
Very Funny DLC!
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Most Helpful Reviews  In the past 30 days
2 of 3 people (67%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: June 18
Very Funny DLC!
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
986 of 1,092 people (90%) found this review helpful
536 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: January 14
Well at least there's no micro-transactions.
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411 of 502 people (82%) found this review helpful
205 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: January 14
Great DLC worth full price, this is basically what Payday 2 should've been.
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285 of 342 people (83%) found this review helpful
112 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: January 15
No weapon skins, no useless DLCs. Splendid work!
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164 of 186 people (88%) found this review helpful
127 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: January 17
Every DLC gets more detailed and has more features then the last.

Soon we we'll get GTA (goat theft auto).
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218 of 280 people (78%) found this review helpful
43 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: January 14
10/10. New type of gameplay, new characters, very inventive and fun.
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130 of 165 people (79%) found this review helpful
34 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: January 14
Much more fun than I expected it to be. Actually far more fun than the original.
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102 of 132 people (77%) found this review helpful
19 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: January 14
Super fun but would be great with online co-op
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70 of 84 people (83%) found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: January 16
Have you ever imagined a dolphin in a wheelchair, a camel spraying everyone, a goat or a flamingo that can fly making pranks in a town? Ride a car? Play in the casino? Wear masks? Or even taking cats?

After wrecking cities, doing quests in a MMO simulator and surviving a zombie apocalypse, now, it's time... to wreck a city, doing pranks quests and survive.... well, survive police officers wanting to throw you in jail!

In Goat Simulator Payday, the goal is to make money by doing pranks or quests as any of the four animals, so that you can buy Payday Masks (even some looking like being from Hotline Miami). You can also spend your money at the casino or to see a bunch of artists dance and play music....

Besides, all the sillyness from Goat Simulator stays: mutators to unlock (hogtie, magical butt, even a bag mutator!), goat trophies to find (even on floating island), races (well if you can call that), trampolines, mattresses or vents to reach buildings, cannons to reach buildings too, licking people, headbutting everything, etc...

This time, contrary to the classic Goat Simulator where quests improve your score, where Goat MMO lets you do quests for leveling up or to GoatZ where quests are mainly for surviving, here, the quests are rewarded by money as you've understood. Search in a Baaa Prank device the one you wanna do. However, outside quests can be done too, as they can result in achievements.

I never played Payday, though I should to test it and to collect the cards, so I can't say what's coming from the game, apart the masks and the gang themselves making a cameo.

But I love also the mix of some tracks: some are remixes from Goat MMO for example. Anyway, the casino track is also very good.

If you loved Goat Simulator, you will like that DLC. If anything, it's a nice way to try new stuff for the game.
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53 of 65 people (82%) found this review helpful
56 people found this review funny
Recommended
Posted: February 11
Still waiting on the CS:GOAT DLC
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