Get ready for a bizarre capitalist challenge in this labor exploitation simulator, where your goal is to turn your tiny shack into a mega-corporation with megalomaniac capital. Hire beggars, stray kittens, and even TikTokers—and monetize their services!
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Jul 25, 2025
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Planned Release Date: Jul 25, 2025

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About This Game

In Capitalist Misadventures, you start off with a crumbling shack in your grandpa’s backyard and a $100 loan from a very shady lender. Is that all you’ll need to launch your empire and get filthy rich?

  • Hire and invest in a questionable workforce — from panhandlers and crypto miners to stray cats with ambition.

  • Play the stock market... or gamble your fortune in less conventional ways.

  • Forge documents, dodge taxes, and do whatever it takes to stay ahead. Ethics are optional.

  • Customize your company! Grow your tiny shack into a ridiculous corporate powerhouse with more money than morals.

Featuring jaw-droppingly realistic graphics, get a taste of what it's like to be a ruthless, exploitative entrepreneur in this game that scored a perfect 10 according to my grandma, Gigi.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Storage: 50 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Storage: 50 MB available space
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