Flick hapless Critters around to get them safely out of each level! Dodge all sorts of lethal goodies like spikes, buzzsaws, and fire, and use a variety of wacky items to pull it off.
User reviews:
Overall:
Mostly Positive (48 reviews) - 77% of the 48 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Sep 2, 2015

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About This Game

Hey kids! Do you like failure? Are you suspicious of success? Do you smile at the thought of "accidental" electrocution? Then boy have we got the game for you!

Introducing Cute Things Dying Violently, a game where nothing bad happens. CTDV is all about hapless Critters, and the Critters need your help! Launch them around to get them safely out of each level. Dodge all sorts of lethal goodies like spikes, buzzsaws, and fire, and use a variety of wacky items to pull it off. And if a few dozen (or hundred) of them get turned into charred, smoking husks in your attempt to save them... something something omelettes and broken eggs. Broken, bloody eggs.

Featuring:
  • 48 mind-bending, reflex-testing singleplayer levels
  • New Levels of the Week
  • 24 Achievements
  • Built-in Level Editor
  • Steam Workshop integration for sharing user-created levels and custom Critter designs
  • Free Android copy of the game included
  • A murderous, bucket-headed robot

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista
    • Processor: 1.7ghz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512mb GPU
    • DirectX: Version 9.0
    • Storage: 350 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: OSX 10.7
    • Processor: 1.7ghz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512mb GPU
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu 12 or equivalent
    • Processor: 1.7ghz
    • Memory: 1 GB RAM
    • Graphics: 512mb GPU
    • Storage: 250 MB available space
Customer reviews
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Overall:
Mostly Positive (48 reviews)
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Overkill
0.1 hrs
Posted: August 21
Crap mobile game.
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Hentaii Senpaii c:
0.2 hrs
Posted: March 4
A bit much for someone who loves fluffy creatures but otherwise it's a great game.
Helpful? Yes No Funny
BlaXpirit
4.0 hrs
Posted: February 6
Flick cute little critters around the place. Sacrifice them to make way for others. Or just inevitably misplace your throw and horribly murder some of them.
Critters swear at you under their breath with their high-pitched voices.
Contains many vulgar but funny jokes.

But seriously, this is a great puzzle/physics/action game that feels a lot like Lemmings. No, it's not mindless murder, the goal is actually to save as many critters as you can, with careful planning and agile execution - by moving and throwing them with interesting interactions with the environment and the gadgets that it contains.

★★★★★★★☆☆☆
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h0tsp4ce
4.0 hrs
Posted: January 20
what every other review says, basically a bloodier version of angry birds! good for some mindless entertainment.
Helpful? Yes No Funny
Rayn Nyar
1.2 hrs
Posted: January 18
I brought this game today and i went to setting and pressed full screen and my screen went black. Now everytime i try to open the game it is black. Hint: Never press Full Screen
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Thizzlehat
0.5 hrs
Posted: January 16
This game was either designed for touch screens, or not designed thoughtfully. That being said, this game isn't the worst, just not right for the PC. I really wish the system here was a scale, and not a binary recommend or not.
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41nd
0.4 hrs
Posted: January 13
This is a unbelievable dumb and stupid game. Just avoid it like it is made of.. trash. which it is. Do not bother with it.
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|SacK| Holzi
5.7 hrs
Posted: January 10
There is not much to say. The game is funny and entertaining. The few bucks it costs are well spent.
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zastroph
0.1 hrs
Posted: January 8
Fun game!
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Spooky
0.4 hrs
Posted: January 6
This is alot like Angry birds, especially the concept. A puzzle game where you fling cute little things to their elevator destination and hopefully they dont get all cut up.
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Most Helpful Reviews  Overall
29 of 40 people (73%) found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.0 hrs on record
Posted: September 3, 2015
As title says Cute Things Dying Violently, but its more then that.
Very cute and funny puzzle game, where your goal is to save at least one creature, sometimes you will have to sacrfice one or more to save the rest, but life is a bi**h.

Gameplay is very addictive, somewhere close to Angry Birds. Fun guaranteed.
Great ammount of levels, each unique and harder then one before, with each set of levels completed comes juicy boss fight.
Another + is level editor and new levels coming out every week so you dont get bored ^^
Nothing special to say about graphic and sound, its just ok for this type of game.
Game is easy to get and start playing for beginers, but will require a skill to master it.

Overall:
A fun casual game with reasonable price, will give you enough of good play time for that money.
Recommended to everyone above age of 10
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8 of 9 people (89%) found this review helpful
Recommended
5.1 hrs on record
Posted: October 11, 2015
Death By Buzzsaw

Cute Things Dying Violently is a game where the player may choose to rescue cute critters. These are the types of critters that one would expect to find wandering around aimlessly in a flower bed, through grassy planes, or even in a lightly wooded forest area. However, as I said, the player has a choice, and that choice may lead the player into causing a certain and painful death. Either intentionally, or even quite possibly accidentally. The player may choose to throw these critters onto spikes, into fire hazards, within a bolt of lightning, cause death due to falling, or the player’s choice of small to large buzzsaws can be utilized as well. I really think the developer watched one too many “Saw” movies.

Cute Things Dying Violently is created by ApathyWorks. The game has 60 pre-designed levels. However, with the integration of Steam Workshop and a Level Editor, the potential amount of levels is pretty limitless. This game is heavily integrated onto the Steam PC platform, and as such it also possesses Steam Trading Cards and Steam Achievements. The developer truly went all in, on the Steam platform. Another nice feature is the weekly challenge through the level of the week format from the main menu.

Click the link below to read the full Review:
http://www.gamerheadlines.com/reviews/cute-things-dying-violently/
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6 of 6 people (100%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
Posted: January 16
This game was either designed for touch screens, or not designed thoughtfully. That being said, this game isn't the worst, just not right for the PC. I really wish the system here was a scale, and not a binary recommend or not.
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7 of 8 people (88%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
4.5 hrs on record
Posted: September 14, 2015
They are cute, adorable but sometimes a sacrifice is needed! This game is super fun it reminds me of lemmings and angry birds. I'm currently doing a series on this game because I enjoy it that much ^_^ theres also a level editor and level of the week which I have not tried out yet but will soon! I highly recommend this game if you like platformers, comedy and dark humor! It can also make you rage from time to time as the stages get difficult as you go further ;)

I want to share the video with you guys, so here it is! :) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6zQIawHnog
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
Recommended
1.4 hrs on record
Posted: October 19, 2015
While it's a pretty casual flash-era game, it's still entertaining. Not hard to plow through, but not that long either.

Subjective: ★★★★☆
Objective: ★★★★★ — Graphics: ★★☆ — Content: ★★☆ — Handling: ★★★

http://played.today/cute_things_dying_violently.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZsVnGOcgU
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5 of 6 people (83%) found this review helpful
Recommended
4.0 hrs on record
Posted: February 6
Flick cute little critters around the place. Sacrifice them to make way for others. Or just inevitably misplace your throw and horribly murder some of them.
Critters swear at you under their breath with their high-pitched voices.
Contains many vulgar but funny jokes.

But seriously, this is a great puzzle/physics/action game that feels a lot like Lemmings. No, it's not mindless murder, the goal is actually to save as many critters as you can, with careful planning and agile execution - by moving and throwing them with interesting interactions with the environment and the gadgets that it contains.

★★★★★★★☆☆☆
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9 of 14 people (64%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: October 22, 2015
The game mixing Angry Birds with Happy Tree Friends, and it's AWESOME! ^.^
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
4.0 hrs on record
Posted: October 5, 2015
Game provided for free for review purpose
Cute Things Dying Violently
Developer: ApathyWorks, LLC
http://store.steampowered.com/app/305820
Price:
CAN $3.29
US $2.99
EN £1.99
EU €2.99
AUS $2.99

This game has an Angry Bird feel to it but is still different from it, it is for casual gamers adn I am pretty sure most of them will love this game. The controls are easy, left click to move your critter around, right click to throw it.

I really suggest that you choose the inverted option because if your critters are on too low, you won`t be able to have them fly hard enough, it takes a little while to

adjust moving your cursor up to have them go up I must say but it will make your life so much easier.

Game play is basic, you need to save at least 1 critter to beat the level, to do this, they must enter the elevator waiting for them. Sounds easy right? Not so fast. You will find obstacle blocking your path, buzzsaw, fire, solid block, spikes. You will have to use switches, springs and everything not tied down to help you get out.

For achievement hunters, you`ll find 23 of them and to get that mischievous complete game, you will have to ace all of the levels in this game, I.E. complete each level with the minimum death allowed.

Just because of that, there is replay ability and on top of that, you get a Level of the week and Steam Workshop support to add player created levels.Level editor is also in the game so no need to download another app to do it.

Final thought: If you like this genre of game, get it and you`ll be happy with your purchase.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_YVG0XruCM&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=bobv702000
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5 of 7 people (71%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
3.2 hrs on record
Posted: September 19, 2015
This is such a great and addictive game! Some levels are simple at the beginning and they do get pretty challenging towards the end.
The controls reminds me a bit of Angry Birds, but the game has much more elements to it and it's very original.
Those Critters remind me of myself sometimes (because of the way they talk), which is really funny :3
The fact that this game is on iOS and Android is a bonus, so that i can take the game with me everywhere i go :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgkcv1bpsXE
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
3.1 hrs on record
Posted: September 17, 2015
An adorable and fun puzzle game with boss fights. You can expect approximately 3 hours of game play from the "campaign" while steam workshop can offer up a variety of levels to extend your game play.

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