Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a the Capital Wastes
In Vault 101 born and raised
With my dad was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' the Tunnel Snakes Rule
And all shootin some rad roaches outside of the school
When my dear old dad who was up to no good
Started making trouble in my little vault
I got in one little fight and Amata got scared
She said 'You're gonna have to leave, go into the wastes.'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my Inventory and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my Pip-Boy
I put my Radio on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking Nuka Cola out of a 200 year old glass?
Is this what the people of Rivet City living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're rich, Tenpenny, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Wasteland
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like Enclave standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get wasted yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like my dad, disappeared
I whistled for some brahmin and when it came near
The guy's name was Moira, she had everything for sale
If anything I could say that this guy was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to the Wastes!'
I pulled up to the nuke about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Brotherhood 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of The Wastes