From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™. For a thousand years, the battle has been waged.
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Overwhelmingly Positive (433 reviews) - 96% of the 433 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
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Release Date: 26 Mar, 2014

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From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™.

For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming fortold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.

Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known… as a loser.

Key Features

  • The Definitive South Park Experience
    Written and voiced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, The Stick of Truth brings their unique brand of humor to video gaming.
  • An Epic Quest To Become... Cool
    Earn your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, and join them in a hysterical adventure to save South Park.
  • Friends With Benefits
    Recruit classic South Park characters to your cause.
  • Intense Combat
    Arm yourself to the teeth with an arsenal of magical weapons and mystical armor.
  • South Park Customization
    Insert yourself into South Park with something like a billion character, clothing, and weapon combinations.

System Requirements

    • OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Processor: Intel Pentium Dual-Core E2180 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ @ 2.0 GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 8800GT or AMD Radeon HD2600XT (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0 or higher)
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 6 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
    • OS: WindowsXP SP3, Windows Vista SP2, Windows 7 SP1, Windows 8 (both 32/64bit versions)
    • Processor: Intel Core2Duo E4400 @ 2.0 GHz or AMD Athlon64 X2 4400+ @ 2.3 GHz or better
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: nVidia GeForce 9800GT or AMD Radeon HD4870 (512MB VRAM with Shader Model 4.0) or better
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 6 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with latest drivers
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101.4 hrs
Posted: 29 August
Amazing game! Very well done.
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23.4 hrs
Posted: 28 August
A suprisingly engrossing RPG that doesn't end up as a time sink

How on earth Obsidian entertainment managed to make a good RPG out of South Park is beyond me. I knew they were capable game creators but they ended up crafting not just a good game but a great South park episode. You see and visit the whole town with enough interesting set pieces to stop the game becoming stale. Sewers, homes, streets, very small government facilities, very large bedrooms and...well lets just say something that will fly over peoples heads. The really ingenious aspect is having the whole game set whilst all the children in the town are fully engaged in a live action roleplay game pretending to be in a fantasy world of wizards and elves.
What would have been perfectly acceptable as a storyline takes repeated twists and turns, upping the ante until you would need someone like Morgan Freeman to come out and calmly narrate what the hell is going on. Yet at this point it's too late. You're smile is fixed and it's not going away until the credits roll.

They ended up crafting not just a good game but a great South Park episode

The classes seem to end up having less of an effect on how you play but the animations that occur once you perform certain class specific moves. Weapons and armour have noticable differences in abilities and customization allows a suprisingly deep level of item managment. Much like in other games you will feel the pain of loss for replacing your favourite weapon for a statistical upgrade despite the fact you think it looks worse. Only in this game your favourite weapon will, coincidentally, probably end up being your mothers favourite as well.

Gameplay wise Obsidian have crafted a game that absolutely nails the basics but feels to abandon any attempt at advanced tactics or strategies. Whilst you can certainly use items and afflictions to your advantage there doesn't appear to be further challaenges aside from rushing down the apponenet and instead a greater impact is placed or interacting directly in combat in the form of quick time events. Quick time events are usually the bane of any game but here they are used in combat for boosts to attacking and defedning, spicing up what would otherwise be an animated menu selection into almost a rythm combat game. Somehow it all just works.

Possibly the most underrated and least talked about part of this game is how it won't take your life away. Everyone is family with the Bethesda epics like Skyrim or the Witcher series by CD Projekt RED but so often these games feel like the save file is something you keep as part of your lineage. Handing down to your son when he comes of age and he too will pass it on to his son. That's great for a lot of people for a lot of reasons, but I'd also like games I can completely experience without needing to take half a year off work. South Park can be comfortably completed in under 25 hours and that includes all sidequests and collectibles. If this feels like bad value for money then we will have to fight, just remember to wait your turn.
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18.0 hrs
Posted: 28 August
like if you have a mr hankey fetish
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45.0 hrs
Posted: 28 August
If only this game had more content post credits.
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15.0 hrs
Posted: 28 August
This game is surprising. You know when you buy it, you are going to get a southpark franchise game. What you do not expect is the story is be gripping, and with some level of depth. You dont expect the RPG aspects to actually have some meat to them and real thought needs to be put into what you do and do not wear.

bottom line - This game is worth every penny of 30 dollars or more. If you are a die hard SouthPark fan, then its worth the full 60. For people who simply want a fun game with no super intense thought to put in, this hits every mark possible. Its graphically amusing, insults everything you would expect, and even surprises you often with "why did they put this there, this is awesome!".

A Must pick up for casual RPG players and REALLY sets a bar that the new game must achieve or will flop.
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16.4 hrs
Posted: 28 August
im actually amazed the turn based combat turned out so deep.
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17.8 hrs
Posted: 28 August
Everything about the layout of the game to just the story was incredibly done, they literally brought suoth park to your conputer in a way you couldn't imagine, with good gameplay, and lots of laughs.
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8.4 hrs
Posted: 28 August
A lot of fun for a while but can get boring quickly mostly due to battle mechanics. buy if very cheap otherwise skip
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Thinking Potato
11.5 hrs
Posted: 28 August

Written by
William Steig & Ted Elliott

Once upon a time there was a lovely
princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)

Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
after the ogre.


Think it's in there?

All right. Let's get it!

Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
thing can do to you?

Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's

Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.

Yes, well, actually, that would be a
giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
They'll make a suit from your freshly
peeled skin.


They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the
jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's
quite good on toast.

Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
(waves the torch at Shrek.)

Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the
men are in the dark.

This is the part where you run away.
(The men scramble to get away. He laughs.)
And stay out! (looks down and picks
up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted.
Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and
throws the paper over his shoulder.)


There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard
sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures
to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line
are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto
who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three
little pigs.

All right. This one's full. Take it
away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!


(taking the witch's broom) Give me that!
Your flying days are over. (breaks the
broom in half)

That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch.

Get up! Come on!

Twenty pieces.

(crying) This cage is too small.

Please, don't turn me in. I'll never
be stubborn again. I can change. Please!
Give me another chance!

Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)


Next! What have you got?

This little wooden puppet.

I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his
nose grows)

Five shillings for the possessed toy.
Take it away.

Father, please! Don't let them do this!
Help me!

Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up
to the table.

Next! What have you got?

Well, I've got a talking donkey.

Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings,
if you can prove it.

Oh, go ahead, little fella.

Donkey just looks up at her.


Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little
nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox.
Talk, you boneheaded dolt...

That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!

No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends
to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to
talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing
you ever saw.

Get her out of my sight.

No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!

The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One
of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's
hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled
with fairy dust and he's able to fly.

Hey! I can fly!

He can fly!

He can fly!

He can talk!

Ha, ha! That's rig
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4.7 hrs
Posted: 28 August
Awesome game
So funny
Good gameplay but gets annoying at times
Open world of South Park
Cool art style just like the show
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64 of 88 people (73%) found this review helpful
98 people found this review funny
58.5 hrs on record
Posted: 11 August
If I pick Jew and die 6 million times, does that make me Hitler?
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23 of 29 people (79%) found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
38.4 hrs on record
Pre-Release Review
Posted: 19 August
Doesn't use Uplay.
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12 of 13 people (92%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
14.7 hrs on record
Posted: 11 August
This game is awesome and funny as hell. If you like south park, you will like this game. The ending to the story line was hilarious lol
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8 of 8 people (100%) found this review helpful
22.4 hrs on record
Posted: 12 August
I am one of these players of this game that haven't whatched the serie so much before playing the game. But I enjoyed the game so much. The characters are so funny and are very precise to how they are in the serie (as far as I've seen.).
The story is a fun and entertaining adventure you enjoy all the way through. Plus the side missions are so fun to do.
I think that you should try the game if you get the chance.
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6 of 7 people (86%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.9 hrs on record
Posted: 16 August
This game is almost as raunchy as the tv show and I can't wait until The Fractured But Whole comes out. From anal probes to ManBearPig, this game is for the biggest fans of the tv show.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
28.2 hrs on record
Posted: 5 August
This Game is just amazing !! It's like a long tv show and the fun part is that you are in it!!! Funny characters and gameplay !! Recommand to everyone who love RPG or South Park
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
20.8 hrs on record
Posted: 20 August
Good RPG mechanics, amazing soundtrack, interesting story and... Well it's South Park. I've been blown away by the amount of references in the game. Obsidian knows how to make good games and knows how to make RPGs. You can't miss this if you're a South Park fan. Also doesn't require UPlay which is good.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
15.8 hrs on record
Posted: 28 August

This game is awesome. Like, really, really awesome. It's full of a bunch of surprises and funny moments. However, there are a lot of things wrong with this game.
There's a crap ton of glitches. Well, at least for me.
The only useful characters to play as really are Butters, Kyle, and sometimes Stan. Cartman, Kenny, and Jimmy are not the best fighters. So only half of the characters are useful. Yeah...
The instructions/quests can be really unclear sometimes. Heck, I spent half an hour trying to solve a simple quest.
If you're like me and you like to play with the steam controller, lemme just say that it's horrible with this game. It does fix the magic attacks, however.
Magic attacks in combat are broken when using the keyboard for some whatever reason.
The game is way too short.
Overrall, I rate this game a 7/10. It's fun and all, but I feel like it could've been longer. Hopefully Fractured but Whole will fix everything wrong with this game. After you beat the game, I recommend getting a refund if you aren't going to do anything else afterwards.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
22.2 hrs on record
Posted: 16 August
South Park: The Stick of Truth is a hillarious experience for everyone, even for those who dont watch South Park.
Your character, the new kid in south park, goes around and meets the main characters of the South Park show that we have grown to love. You meet Butters and get thrrown into a hillarious story line.
Wandering around South Park is funn attempting to freind as manny people as you can, but the game is very easy to beat, and unless your atempting to unlock all the achivements or find all the easter eggs in this game, you will find yourself finished with the game a lot faster then what you wanted to.
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1 of 1 people (100%) found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Posted: 6 August
So this is the game of South Park. This game is by far the BEST south park game due to the fact it was made with Matt and Trey being there for the hole creation making it feel like you are really inside of the show, also if you have seen every episode all the way to 2014 you would really enjoy all the references within the show. There are SO many references in the game its great. So here are some pros and cons, by the way I havent finished this game (I only have 49 minutes so far) but I see so many great things in this game I really reccomend you to buy it.

- Matt and Trey were heavily involved with the creation of the game so it gives the game a large feeling of the actuall show
- The fighting is really fun and is very interactive with the fighting not being just like Pokemon (no hate plz) where its just press this attack then they use the attack, in this game you have to time things and it's really fun!
-So far none!

So this is my first look, when I finish the game I will update with a lengthier review, but so far I really reccomend this game to any fans of the show.
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