The original assassin is back! Betrayed by the Agency and hunted by the police, Agent 47 finds himself pursuing redemption in a corrupt and twisted world.
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Release Date: 19 Nov, 2012

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Reviews

“After several years of increasingly totalitarian games where you're very much following a pre-determined path, it's nice to have a game that doesn't just encourage improvisation; it requires it.”
9/10 – IGN

“Hitman: Absolution is a triumph, top to bottom. Fans of the series can look forward to the best entry yet, without question.”
5/5 – G4TV

“Offers refinement of a beloved series in many ways, boasting more visual pizzazz than most anything releasing this year and a well-paced story which features a good share of weirdness without attempting a scope beyond its means.”
8.5/10 – Destructoid

About This Game



Hitman: Absolution follows the Original Assassin undertaking his most personal contract to date. Betrayed by the Agency and hunted by the police, Agent 47 finds himself pursuing redemption in a corrupt and twisted world.

Key Features

  • Showcasing Glacier 2™ technology: HITMAN: ABSOLUTION has been built from the ground up, boasting a cinematic story, distinctive art direction and highly original game and sound design.
  • Contracts Mode: Create your own custom hits by choosing the level, targets, weapons and the rules of assassination in an innovative new online mode. Created contracts can be shared with friends or the whole Hitman community and the money that you earn will unlock weapons, upgrades and disguises.
  • Freedom of Choice: Stalk your prey, fight them head on or adapt as you go along. As Agent 47 the choice is yours thanks to highly evolved gameplay mechanics and a ground-breaking AI system.
  • Experience a Living, Breathing World: In the world of Hitman: Absolution every moment can become a story as unique characters, rich dialogue and Hollywood standard performances combine to create a gameplay experience like no other.
  • Disguises: As Agent 47, the identity of almost anyone you meet is yours for the taking. Immobilise your prey, steal their outfit and use your instinct to blend in and deceive your enemies.
  • Instinct Mode: See the world through the eyes of Agent 47 and become the world’s deadliest assassin. Using Hitman: Absolution’s Instinct Mode you’ll predict enemy movement, discover new ways to kill and use high powered weaponry with deadly accuracy.

System Requirements

Windows
Mac OS X
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista, 7
    • Processor: True dual core CPU (Intel, AMD)
    • Hard Drive Space: 24GB
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Video Card: NV8600 512 Mb RAM, or AMD equivalent
    • DirectX®: 10
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 7 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i7 or AMD Athlon II X4
    • Hard Drive Space: 24GB
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Video Card: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 260 or ATI Radeon HD 5770
    • DirectX®: 11
    Minimum:
    • OS:OS X 10.9.2 Mavericks
    • Processor:2.0 GHz
    • Memory:4GB Memory
    • Graphics:512 MB*
    • Hard Drive:24 GB HD space
    • Other Requirements:The following graphics cards are not supported: ATI X1xxx series, ATI HD2xxx series, Intel GMA series, Intel HD3000, NVIDIA 7xxx series, NVIDIA 8xxx series, NVIDIA 9xxx series, NVIDIA 1xx series and NVIDIA 3xx series.
    • The following cards require you to have 8GB of system RAM: Intel HD4000.
    Recommended:
    • OS:OS X 10.9.2 Mavericks
    • Processor:2.4 GHz
    • Memory:8GB Memory
    • Graphics:1GB*
    • Hard Drive:24 GB HD space
    • Other Requirements:The following graphics cards are not supported: ATI X1xxx series, ATI HD2xxx series, Intel GMA series, Intel HD3000, NVIDIA 7xxx series, NVIDIA 8xxx series, NVIDIA 9xxx series, NVIDIA 1xx series and NVIDIA 3xx series.
    • The following cards require you to have 8GB of system RAM: Intel HD4000.
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Imanda
( 2.4 hrs on record )
Posted: 28 July
Product received for free
satisfying gameplay, the lenght of the story is enough for me.
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Naya-fin
( 14.8 hrs on record )
Posted: 28 July
Can't stop playing this game, more features, more abilities and greater graphics. Overall awesome game - 9/10.
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Lucfers
( 49.4 hrs on record )
Posted: 27 July
Product received for free
History mode isn't good.
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Big Dumb Object
( 33.0 hrs on record )
Posted: 26 July
Although highly polished, this entry in the Hitman series is among the lesser of the franchise. There is a higher concentration of one-off event in this game than prior entries, but they come at the cost of sandbox elements in many levels. There are some maps that approach classic Hitman freedom, but on the whole the attempt to cross into more familiar 3rd person cover action was a misstep.
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KaaLeppI
( 32.3 hrs on record )
Posted: 26 July
This game is so hilarious and fun! Assassinate your victim's by A) Doing it stealthy and professionally or B) Doing it loud and killing everybody! Both option's are pretty fun!
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*Team cyka* nickyjudo
( 7.7 hrs on record )
Posted: 25 July
Best hitman experience(yes,i have played the other ones).Its a really good game,but ppl say that the others are better,lets see their points:for ,,older hitman games are better:-the story doesnt matter response-it kinda does,that why i wasnt that invested in the older ones(also,the older games controls are kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥)
:-they are cheaper and better response:nope,you are nostalgia blinded this hitman is better in every way

:-the game play is better response-the gameplay in this game is smoother,especially with the addition of taking cover

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devilsmokes66
( 22.9 hrs on record )
Posted: 25 July
keeps crashing on windows 10 for unknown reasons . for me atm its unplayable .
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Obersoldaten Bender
( 0.8 hrs on record )
Posted: 25 July
I didn't pay much attention to the Hitman series before Absolution. I expected it to have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ graphics and a bad story, but dear GOD was I wrong. This game brings a strange beauty to assassinating, the story and characters left me on the edge of my seat and I was sad when the game ended. This game is one that I wish could never end, I highly recommend this game, please ignore the scoring system and play it however you want! Thats what I did and I had one of the best gaming experinces ever.
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UnexpecTed.
( 4.2 hrs on record )
Posted: 24 July
very good game, nice story
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11 of 12 people (92%) found this review helpful
Recommended
14.1 hrs on record
Posted: 18 July
A "meh" recommendation. Ever play a game that just drips with high production values and class, but you still don't like it? That's how I feel about Hitman: Absolution. I realize that it's something plenty of people will enjoy. I just didn't. Do I think it's worth picking up? Sure, if it's on sale. And you're bored.

If that sounds like I'm getting ready to drop some grade-A hate, I'm not. At least, I don't want to. There is so much about Hitman: Absolution that just reeks of care and attention. The graphics are amazing. Not necessarily a reason to buy a game, but they are. The voice acting is superb (Keith Carradine and Powers Boothe? Hell yes!). The soundtrack works incredibly well, giving an almost Bond-esque ambiance without ever getting too loud. While some levels are occasionally re-used, there are a lot of different locations and settings. And as far as the story goes, I felt incredibly close to Agent 47 (he's quite sympathetic, despite his stoicism). Sneaking from cover to cover feels fluid and natural. Weapons are deadly (headshots are a breeze with the Silverballers).

So what's my problem?
Most of the levels are claustrophobic (the opening Chinatown level and the cornfield level are exceptions). The paths through the levels are restrictive. And some levels don't even bother to hide their linearity (final rooftop level, among many others). There's no way to level-up Agent 47. Upgrades are unlocked based upon how high of a score you received upon completing a mission. But the points system clearly favors a specific path – even penalizing for non-target knockouts. I was never a fan of the Assassin's Creed games' “full synchonization” mechanic either, but this just ticked me off. There is no loadout customization; you start every mission with choke-wire and (after you unlock them) the Silverballers. Other weapons are acquired by finding them or picking them up from dead enemies – but it doesn't matter, because you'll be back to the piano wire and Silverballers once the next mission starts.

Disguises are actually not a problem; there are plenty of them around. Using them is sometimes strange, though. If planning to ghost through a police station, DON'T try to use a police uniform as a disguise. Why? Because if a cop gets too close to you, he'll detect that you're not a real policeman. Makes sense, I suppose. But in a level crawling with police, disguising as a police officer becomes a questionable strategy – which seems counter-intuitive to me. Much better to knock out a homeless person and take his disguise, since the officers won't detect you. But then, dressed as a homeless person, you won't be able to enter restricted areas without attracting attention anyway. Several times I just lost patience and started taking innocent people out to facilitate progress – and several times got embroiled in a full-on gun battle. Which actually wasn't that bad. If you're careful, 47 has a ton of health, and headshots are 1-hit kills. Add in the deadly Instinct combat mode, which has elements of the VATS system from Fallout, and 47 becomes an absolute wrecking ball of death.

There were some great moments, though. Ghosting through the flaming warehouse while troopers searched the premises was a thrill. Heading deeper underground through a mining facility with guards everywhere was a delicate game of cat-and-mouse. And trying to take out three henchmen in Chinatown with throngs of people everywhere was easily the most enjoyment I had. Somehow I thought every level would feature that amount of variety and detail, and I'm disappointed that (to me) it didn't. Recommended because Hitman: Absolution is polished and does what it sets out to do, but ultimately it's only a mediocre game that is sprinkled with some great levels.
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13 of 17 people (76%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
17.8 hrs on record
Posted: 4 July
The problem with this game is that It doesn't feel like Hitman. It feels like Modern Stealth Game #479283345
I've played every Hitman Game since Condename 47 and heard a lot about this game being casualized so I waited until a sale. I can't say I didn't expect it, but there was a part of me that was hoping that they kept the spirit of Hitman alive, and I was dissapointed. If you are new to the series just get Hitman 2 or Blood Money. Those are the two best games. If you are REALLY in need of more Hitman, well....I guess it's not terrible.

The main issue with this game is the element of surprise is gone. Instead of having a map you can now see through walls by pressing control. Clues, will also jump out at you, kind of like Batman Arkham Asylum. The problem with this is you never have any doubt of whether something will work. It will tell you outright if a disgusie will work. It will tell you outright when you have been spotted. This kind of ruins the expiramentation aspect of it. You command your super-powered stealth assasin, trudge through levels, pick pre-packaged routes and methods of carrying out your missions, many of which are not even assassination oriented but just straight up sneaking, then watch cutscenes to advance the story. The story is not that good either. While in the other games it was kind of a backdrop, this game moves the story front and center. It tries to have you believe that the guy that wiped out an entire funeral procession at the end of the last game is actually a good guy this time, and he has to protect a little girl. It has pretty much every cliche and emotional ploy in the book. Even the soundtrack has fallen to the "BWOOOOOOOOOM" Inception cliche, which is a shame because I really like Jesper Kyd.

The locales are no fun either: you have a dingy marketplace, a dingy hotel, a dingy stripclub, a.....orphanage full of bloody dead nuns (wtf), a dingy factory, a dingy lab, a dingy cemetary. Maybe it's because of the lack of good gameplay but I felt the violence this time around is kind of distasteful, like it's just trying to be edgy for the sake of being edgy, and the oversexualized nature of the women in the game just felt....unecessary. I guess Blood Money was the same way, but Blood Money had a very different tone to it. It was over the top and kind of cartoonish. This game demands to be taken seriously, yet does not have the writing or the gameplay to earn it.

The game isn't all bad. The graphics are great and it runs very smoothly even on older systems. Contracts mode brings back some of the old Hitman style and adds some randomization to it. There is definitley fun to be had in Absolution, but it just feels like another stealth shooter.
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8 of 10 people (80%) found this review helpful
Recommended
76.3 hrs on record
Posted: 4 July
You sriously should've gotton this game while it was 5 bucks. It is AWESOME.
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10 of 14 people (71%) found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Recommended
41.5 hrs on record
Posted: 4 July
This game made me follow my dreams of becoming a contract killer,

Oooops i said to much!

9/10
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4 of 4 people (100%) found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
39.1 hrs on record
Posted: 14 July
Imagine Hitman Absolution being a damn hot pretty lady giving you a raging uncontrollable boner but then you find out that one of her characteristics, in this case the "scoring system" is a huge monstrous turn off!!

Yeah, imagine that.
Gameplay is solid, exciting & challenging yet fun on higher difficulty & once u learn to ignore your moments of turn off(score), sea of pleasure awaits you my friend! ;)

P.S. - Dont bother to buy Elite Edition/dlc. It's contracts mission only & not worth it really.
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3 of 3 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
17.2 hrs on record
Posted: 22 July
Pros:
Agent 47
Beautiful Graphics
Great Story
Easter Eggs
Many Ways to Complete a Mission
Wide Range of Weapons and Disguises
Cover System
Point Shooting
True Stealth or Run and Gun
Instinct
Fully Interactable Environment

Neutral:
More Mission-Based than Open World

Cons:
Doesn't Feel Like a True "Hitman" Game

I don't think I need to say anymore... You really should buy this game.
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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
Recommended
12.7 hrs on record
Posted: 22 July
One of my favorite games ever it's simular to Tomb Raider 2013 and made by the same people looks jaw dropping on ultra and has a fair price BUY THIS GAME!!!!!!!!

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2 of 2 people (100%) found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
Recommended
3.7 hrs on record
Posted: 24 July
Product received for free
I originally played and beat this game on my Xbox 360 a couple years back. And after getting it free on Steam through a graphics card I got on my PC, I've decided to play through the campaign again.

Warning! There may be spoilers ahead!

In Absolution, you play as a bald man named David Bateson, who has a UPC code on the back of his head. You eternally look like you're up to no good, yet by slightly putting your hand in front of your face, you can temporarily avert suspicion, then run behind a wall until the person chasing you decides to give up their search, putting you back in the clear...sort of.
Not long into the game, you shoot a naked woman who is taking a shower, and then help a young girl escape a life of treachery. These are some very emotional scenes, as you, a clone who is normally incapable of emotion, suddenly develops a conscience and becomes a really cool, fuzzy hearted contract killer.
Powers Boothe (one of your bosses) is now angry at you for helping the little orphan gal, so he decides to make you dead. But you don't want any of that, so you decide to make him dead.
In order to stop Powers Boothe from tracking and finding you, you cut the UPC symbol out of your bald head with a toothpick or something else that is sharp. And then, instead of buying a wig, you hide the gaping wound with a ginormous band-aid. It looks like it hurts, but David Bateson doesn't care.
Making things worse for you, a really scuzzballish cowboy and his half-wit son start trying to have you knocked off (because they're evil). Violence ensues, more thugs and lowlifes come after you, and you're still bald.
Eventually (and this is way later in the game), some nuns try to convert you to their religion, but you don't want to be preached at, so you politely decline. They take offense to it and try to kill you while you're at a peaceful motel, relaxing. You are forced to defend yourself...and that's that. They die. You also go into a cornfield.
Not long after this, David Bateson, who is tired of being the target of these villainous fiends, overcomes all the evils of life and defeats the scuzzballish cowboy, Powers Boothe, and countless NPC's.
In the end, the little orphan girl is safe. The nice lady you shot in the shower is no longer dead, and everyone lives happily ever after.
I hope that review helps everyone. All in all, I enjoyed the game. I would like to make a quick list of things that would have been fun to have in Absolution, though:

-The old mini map from Blood Money and Contracts
-Upgrading and selecting weapons before each mission
-A wider variety of colorful missions like in Blood Money (The neighborhood with the clown, and the cajun wedding with alligators immediately come to mind for me)
- The ability for David Bateson to grow hair
- I'd like to be able to shoot goblins
- I want David Bateson to be able to ride a pony and wield a sword
- More clowns
- Cool weapons, like a bazooka with a silencer, or a really pointy pencil
- The ability to use magic
- I wish David Bateson could fly, go invisible, and cut guns in half with his mind

That's it! I would definitely recommend this game to a friend, or to someone who is not a friend.

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7 of 12 people (58%) found this review helpful
Not Recommended
30.3 hrs on record
Posted: 16 July
I've never been shot in the head before but I assume if I did I wouldn't be able to just shruge it off and continue firing at the enemy, unlike some of the enemies in this game.
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