Which from this list were you planning on having to ♥♥♥♥♥-slap to death in a nightmarish zombie-like apocalypse? The game isn't even consistent with its difficulty curve; one minute you're fighting those brainless shadow scraps and then there's twenty ♥♥♥♥ing dudes with chainsaws and a god damn 50-foot tall lawnmower trying to ♥♥♥♥-rape your face in half. I don't even know why this ♥♥♥♥ is in the game, because it's not like those ♥♥♥♥ing dark chumps can steer; half the time that hulking metal pulverizer is just backing up into his crew because he missed slamming you into a wall. But ♥♥♥♥ you if you don't manage to dodge out of the way in time, because what's probably supposed to be a single hit from that thing ends up being twenty damage ticks that instantly kills you when your character gets stuck under it! Nice job again, developers. I never thought you'd make me scared of ♥♥♥♥ing farm equipment when I picked up this game. Actually, let's go back to that part about ♥♥♥♥ running away from you. Half the content in this game is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that gets extended for ♥♥♥♥ing ever because no one thought of a better way to handle it. Any time you have to take on more than two enemies at a time you better bet that you're going to have to do the same thing at least two more times. You liked that fight you just got out of? How about the same fight except three more times, ♥♥♥♥? It doesn't help when there are actually enemies whose only goal is to RUN AWAY FROM YOU. That's right, there's a super-fast-takes-no-♥♥♥♥ dirtbag of a mini-boss you encounter about eighty times, and all he does is zip around right outside your flashlight range and occasionally sneak up to ♥♥♥♥ on you then run away again. And you have to somehow focus your lightbeam on him until he runs out of shields, which takes ♥♥♥♥ing ages already. Oh yeah, and sometimes he's a part of bigger fights to, and sometimes, THERE'S MORE THAN ONE. At one point, you have to fight three of these guys at once, all zipping around with their ♥♥♥♥♥ out not even attacking you, and you have to kill them all. Then, when they're dead, you have to do THE SAME THING again, and then, after that, THE SAME ♥♥♥♥ING THING AGAIN.