AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! Remastered has arrived. Return to the skyscrapers of your youth and fly through neo-Boston in slick cyberpunk glory.

Same heartwrenching vertigo.
Same arcade score-chasing goodness.
Totally new graphics.

Grab it now!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1372460/AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA_Remastered

Hello jumpers!

It sure has been a while! Over ten years to be exact, so we thought we’d let you know that the Aaaaa! Remastered demo is coming to Steam Next Fest starting October 9th!


https://store.steampowered.com/app/1372460/AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA_Remastered/

Join us in the futuristic floating city of Boston High, and do what you do best:

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• Hug buildings
  
• Avoid obstacles
  
• Wave to your fans
  
• Flip off your haters

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No, wait, that's a screenshot from the original game. Here's a bunch from the new game:


Tell all your friends, already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBPdjvK7dyk
In T-Minus 30, you explore a post-apocalyptic environment and scavenge its resources to build enough rockets to save a small pocket of humanity.



You start with a tiny settlement, where you till, irrigate, and farm the land to feed your people. As you expand, you exploit natural resources to build homes and roadways. You seek remnants of ancient civilization, mining ancient skyscrapers for their plastics and scavenging metal from the husks of automobiles you find in long-abandoned junkyards.



With those resources, you can either go high tech, building up solar farms and hydroponics labs to stock sleek generational ships that each rescue thousands of evacuees, or stay low-tech, brute-forcing your population off the Earth by building massive numbers of 1960s era rocketry.



After 30 minutes, the end comes, and you take off. You can't save everyone, but with you, there's hope for the future of humanity.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1371750/TMinus_30/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkwX1K3xP8g

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1371750/TMinus_30/

Plan a city and build a space fleet to escape a dying Earth before time runs out. You have 30 minutes to scavenge a post-apocalyptic environment to build infrastructure, grow crops, generate power, and assemble rockets to save as many people as you can.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkwX1K3xP8g


store.steampowered.com/app/1371750

• Explore abandoned ruins of a once-bustling civilization.
  
• Mine skyscrapers and junkyards to reclaim plastics and metals.
  
• Explore procedurally generated landscapes, from small, arid maps with scarce resources to large, forested maps replete with ancient ruins.
  
• Create the infrastructure to convey energy, water, and other resources to your ever-expanding base of operations.
  
• Save as many souls as you can before the world ends in 30 minutes!

store.steampowered.com/app/1371750
You're supposed to mention the Call to Action (CTA) at the end. "Wishlist this game on Steam!" is the CTA here. There. Our marketers should be happy. Everyone should be happy, ideally. Except the billions you leave behind on Earth when it explodes. They're all dead. This is on you.