Put your real world responsibilities on hold with a visit to The Dungeon Experience, our fantasy theme park phenomenon. Adventure awaits, for anyone and everyone! (Except Greg) If you’ve already visited, please come back, we fixed that smell.
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Put your Real World Responsibilities on hold with a visit to our fantasy theme park phenomenon, The Dungeon Experience. Adventure awaits, for anyone and everyone (except Greg)

If you’ve already visited, please come back, we fixed that smell.

Our franchises around the world adhere to strict quality standards to guarantee an authentic experience at each of our locations. We’d like to advise all investigations by the government into our parent company “TriApex” are unfounded and are lies, probably reported by Greg.

For more information call 555-555-555

FEATURES

  • Our theme park actors are some of the best, only a few suffer from apathy from their broken hollywood dreams
  • If you’ve tried it before, come try it again. It’s better now. Please Agnes from Dallas, amend your google review, it doesn’t smell anymore.
  • We've only been shut down twice for food poisoning, and once for regular poisoning.
  • Please note all attendees need to agree before entry they have showered at least once in the past month
  • If you are the Mother of Ben Butcher, please, yes we lost your son and it is not our responsibility, please stop contacting us
  • Bonus Leather experience for our veteran dungeoneers.
  • If you pick Druid we will provide you a pet companion, or if you would like to be a pet, that would cost you a premium.
  • Release your inner Warrior and suffer internal bleeding from bludgeoning.
  • If you’re a bard, we do provide Karoke on Wednesdays.
  • Oh god how did I find myself writing copy for a theme park. Where did my life go wrong?
  • We guarantee no refunds, that’s a promise.
  • There is magic, however we would like to emphasise the magic is not real.
  • If the staff are not smiling, we will deal with them with great vengeance.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows Vista/7/10
    • Processor: 2 GHz (Dual Core)
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: OpenGL 2.0 compatible with 512 MB RAM (Shared Memory is not recommended)
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
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