Paradigm. A city. A place. A dream. Can you see it? Race across the rooftops, save yourselves from the thing in the graveyard, drive through the chaos of a falling city, and don't forget to eat your cereal! Lost in a blizzard, four people find shelter in a mysterious castle...
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Jan 18, 2019

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“Paradigm Blast is a simple coop indie game for couch party to play with friends (up to 4 players) focus on teamplay, various short and minigames to complete. A fine little game.”
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About This Game

Lost in a blizzard, four people find shelter in a mysterious castle, when the giant doors slam shut behind them. Now trapped inside with something horrible closing in, they frantically search for the means to get out.

Classic Couch Co-op in a Groovy Castle: Play side by side with your friends in this zany party mode!

In the Fang Castle game mode, players are given 20 seconds to search their surroundings for keys and key fragments.
6 key fragments combine into a key, and 10 keys wins the game!
After the 20 seconds are up, a flash of lightning transitions the players into a random mini-game. Winning the mini-game awards them with key fragments, depending on the place they achieved, and then sends them back to Fang Castle, where they continue the search!

8 poppin' characters to play as!

Saffron: A bloodthirsty woman who's out for justice!
Angel: A retarded high-school student!
Dangerous Man: An evil scientist midget!
Blak Black: A tough cop who lives the badge!
Col. K. Wolf: A carnivorous monster with an ego!
Sombrero: A Mexican mercenary from the suburbs!
Young: A bad boi with big dreams, who's heading to the top! (He may even be the son of cowboy outlaw Dallas Fort Texas, who knows!?)
Vendetta: A gangster that dislikes guys like Young!

12 Bombin' Mini-games and local Clown Mode!

The Mini-Game Select mode allows players to enjoy any of the 12 mini-games spontaneously!

For example...
Rooftop Race: Jump across the rooftops and see who survives to the end!
Socks and Shoes: Wake up, eat breakfast, brush your teeth, shower, and get your socks and shoes on!
Wolf's Kitchen: Listen to the chef and throw in the right ingredients, lest you become part of the stew!
SCREAMER: Search for the exit of a graveyard, and use your flashlight if something comes after you!

The dippin' online Clown Horde mode, where you try to survive as many waves as you can!

The Online Mode has players going up against unending waves of clowns!
Players can heal each other and help one another up when downed, and each character has different health, movement speed, and attack styles!

Use Para Points earned in each mode to unlock extra colors and characters!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This Game may contain content not appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work: Partial Nudity or Sexual Content, Crude Humor, Strong Language, Violence, Use of Tobacco, Self-harm, General Mature Content.

System Requirements

    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-4570 CPU @ 3.20GHz 3.20GHz
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 8570
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Realtek High Definition Audio
    • Additional Notes: This game requires controllers to play multiplayer.
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

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