I get it, you are poor and that's humiliating. Stop being poor, idiot.
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Sep 17, 2018

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November 19, 2018

Patch 1.3

Now with 75% less fake news!
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September 20, 2018

Patch 1.2

Version 1.2 has been released some small quality of life changes.

The double click is now something you can disable in the settings menu!
We also made it easier to pay your taxes....... cause we are nice like that.

Good luck!
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Reviews

“He's such a cute young man, I just wish he would get a real job”
10/10 – My Mum

“Well that just sounds weird art project, not a game. I don't get it.”
7/10 – My Mate in the pub

About This Game

Being poor is a choice, you are just too stupid to not pick it




As everyone knows the simplest way to make money is to trade stocks. If you don't know how, try asking your Fathers assistant or the guys at the racket ball club.

A failure to make enough to live lavishly is a fundamental personal failure on the part of the person.

Just stop working at McBurger-fil-a and get a better job.

In this life simulator you can -

  • Trade stocks like a pro!
  • Place Market orders after-hours during a downturn!
  • Operate on Margin!
  • Purchase ETFs!
  • Take advantage of the working class*!
  • Get hooked to coke as your reach exceeds your grasp!
  • Uncover the cabal of lizard people manipulating the world**!!!

*Don't worry, they are probably black, foreign, or women
** JK its just old white guys


Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This product contains jokes or language that some may find offensive. It also parodies power and wealth inequalities in ways that may make the 1% uncomfortable.

It is possible in the settings menu to set "Streamer mode" that remove any vulgar langue, tho the tone will remain the same.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7 64-bit +
    • Processor: Any Intel or AMD processor, 2.5 GHz or faster
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GeForce 470 GTX or AMD Radeon 6870 HD series card or higher
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any
    • Additional Notes: An internet connection is not required for this game (beyond what Steam insists) but it will help a lot
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel i-7
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GeForce 470 GTX or AMD Radeon 6870 HD series card or higher
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Any

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