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Poverty is a Choice

I get it, you are poor and that's humiliating. Stop being poor, idiot.

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Release Date:

Sep 17, 2018

Developer:

Ugliest Horse Studio

Publisher:

Ugliest Horse Studio

	Interface	Full Audio	Subtitles
English	✔

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Reviews

“He's such a cute young man, I just wish he would get a real job”
10/10 – My Mum

“Well that just sounds weird art project, not a game. I don't get it.”
7/10 – My Mate in the pub

About This Game

Being poor is a choice, you are just too stupid to not pick it

As everyone knows the simplest way to make money is to trade stocks. If you don't know how, try asking your Fathers assistant or the guys at the racket ball club.

A failure to make enough to live lavishly is a fundamental personal failure on the part of the person.

Just stop working at McBurger-fil-a and get a better job.

In this life simulator you can -

Trade stocks like a pro!
Place Market orders after-hours during a downturn!
Operate on Margin!
Purchase ETFs!
Take advantage of the working class*!
Get hooked to coke as your reach exceeds your grasp!
Uncover the cabal of lizard people manipulating the world**!!!

*Don't worry, they are probably black, foreign, or women
** JK its just old white guys

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This product contains jokes or language that some may find offensive. It also parodies power and wealth inequalities in ways that may make the 1% uncomfortable.

It is possible in the settings menu to set "Streamer mode" that remove any vulgar langue, tho the tone will remain the same.

System Requirements

Minimum:

OS *: Windows 7 64-bit +
Processor: Any Intel or AMD processor, 2.5 GHz or faster
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: GeForce 470 GTX or AMD Radeon 6870 HD series card or higher
Storage: 300 MB available space
Sound Card: Any
Additional Notes: An internet connection is not required for this game (beyond what Steam insists) but it will help a lot