A fetus in a simulation is taught a series of lessons about life by a primitive, overly literal artificial intelligence. There's 30 different "lessons" to get through, but you probably won't survive.

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About

Life Lessons is a difficult, humorous 2d platformer. The game centers around a fetus being taught about life by an overly-literal AI. Each level is a new "lesson" that the player is required to figure out in order to advance.


Examples: "Every dog has his day", "A picture is worth a thousand words", "An apple a day keeps the doctor away", etc. With each lesson, you're required to emulate what the lesson means, using whatever objects are available to you. Some levels require twitch reflexes and patience, while others don't require much of anything. Easy difficulty is recommended if you're easily frustrated.

The game also features a unique soundtrack, which is available to download for free.

Features:

  • 30 (?) challenging levels, each modeled after a different "lesson"
  • 3 different difficulty modes
  • A catchy, ear-tingling-ly good soundtrack
  • Bleeding edge fetus physics
  • Aggressively mediocre pixel art
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  • Hardcore mode for maximum punishment

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows XP, 7, 8
    • Processor: CPU 1.2GHz
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: 800 x 600 VRAM 256MByte
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Storage: 200 MB available space
* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.
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