What am I doing with my life? Here I am, putting miniature paper people into a vacuum tube. Why should I do that, when I can just watch them burn instead?
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Mixed (15) - 46% of the 15 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Jul 10, 2017

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About This Game

Thin Judgment sets you in front of a conveyor belt. Many things appear on the line. Ranging from spare change and suspiciously clean food, to gold bars and sentient little-paper-people that have a tendency to explode. Try not to die – avoid explosions, being "fired," mind what you're picking up, and remember to eat after working hard.

DISCLAIMER: Button mashing plays a monumental role. If you have weak fingers, be warned.

The Conveyor

Earn your wage by collecting spare change or collecting paper people with your tube. Feel free to analyze and prejudice which paper people you collect, as each of them has their own social status and gender. There are over 50 different social statuses and text-based events may occur based on the balance/imbalance of roles and genders. There are some malicious roles as well, so be careful not to let destabilizing people join your perfect little-paper-society. Use money to purchase shipments of basic items.

Earn resources by collecting gold bars or letting the paper beings endure a slow and agonizing death in the furnace that’s at the end of the conveyor belt. Letting paper people die doesn’t have any considerable implication, but letting gold bars go into the furnace will make your employers very upset with you. Unless you collect those gold bars, you won’t be employed to anybody for very long. Use resources to place shipments of paper people in bulk.

There are various other items that appear on the conveyor belt which you can pick up.

- Food
Apples and Lemons. What a good selection of nutrition.

- Drugs
Marijuana. Medical, of course. Slows down the perception of time for a short period.

- Bandages
How else will you stop the bleeding?

- Gasoline
Pour it over the conveyor belt and watch everything around it burn!

- Caltrops
The only item that cannot be picked up. Attempting to pick them up will result in a sharp pain and some blood loss.

The Experiments

When you want to divert from the typical conveyor belt mayhem, then switch over to one of the 3 experiment mini-games. You need paper people to experiment on, so collecting enough at the conveyor belt is necessary.

- Ground Race
Great for watching the paper people stumble and fall on their face. Control one of the 4 paper people and get to the end first. Avoid obstacles by jumping and moving.

- Rock Climbing
Stop the paper people from climbing to the top. Knock off all but the golden paper people, as the golden ones fall up and are harmless if just climbing.

- Tube Operator
Switch tubes on and off to prevent them from overheating as paper people travel through them.

System Requirements

    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 600 Series
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1500 MB available space
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 700 Series
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1500 MB available space

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