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About This Game

Welcome to the station district, bro.

Rami is 19, lives with his mum Anne and has a plan: become a rapper, become King of the Station, and impress Talahina. The problem: €12.84 in his account. Studio time at Studio 069 costs €200.

So Rami delivers mysterious packages for a guy called "Shadow". Code words, back-alley handovers, "Don't ask what's inside". And always dodge the city enforcement office.

What awaits you

• Frankfurt as an open world: the main station, Kaiserstraße, Zeil, Konstablerwache and Hauptwache
  
• Two story days: Day 1 with the package mystery, Day 2 as "an ordinary day in the life of a Talahon", from getting up at 12:30 to philosophising at 4 a.m.
  
• Minigames: spitting duel, punching-machine battle, staring contest, selling bazaar perfume, a gym session and a TokTok LIVE stream with Talahina
  
• BOLZ e-scooter: battery, boost, jumps, tricks and its own race series
  
• Delivery job with ranks: packages all over town, faster deliveries mean bigger tips
  
• Side missions: from Anne's shopping list to campaign chaos at the Hauptwache
  
• Your rapper name: you decide what Rami is called in the scene
  
• Over 1,400 voiced lines, all in German, with Frankfurt slang and real Hessian dialect (the game itself is in German)
  
• Original German rap soundtrack in the main menu and on the scooter radio

Satire with heart

Talahon Simulator pokes fun at the wannabe lifestyle: fanny packs, aura, rapper dreams and big plans. Origin and religion are never the punchline. Rami stays likeable, and in the end family is what counts.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

All character voices (about 1,450 spoken lines) were generated with ElevenLabs AI text-to-speech using newly designed synthetic voices; no real person's voice was cloned. The soundtrack songs were created by the developer with the AI music tool Suno. No AI content is generated live during gameplay.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Crude humor and frequent strong language: insults and profanity in German, Turkish and Arabic youth slang. Smoking (shisha) with negative consequences, references to alcohol, and song lyrics that describe drug use. Political satire featuring a fictional party, with firecracker pranks and a police chase. Slapstick violence: pedestrians can be knocked down with an e-scooter. No blood or gore.