Planned Release Date: Nov 26, 2026

About This Game

THE PEASANTS ARE COMING

You are the nobility and tens of thousands of peasants march on your lands.

So grab and toss 'em!

• Fling them back up the road.

• Drop them in the Recruiting Pen. Recruits crew your pieces.

• Upgrades let you grab more at once.

Place towers along the road

• Ballista: fires bolts down the road.

• Trebuchet: throws casks of milk into the crowd.

• Boiling Oil: pours on whoever passes.

• Knights' Sally: sends knights out to fight.

Step into any piece to fire it yourself. It shoots faster and hits harder.

Or don't fight them

• Bread and Circus: the music pulls them off the road.

• Broadsheet Press: they stop to read, and some go home.

• Gallows: the crowd decides to go somewhere else.

• Pulpit, Tax Booth, Milk House, Rumor Monger.

Lord's powers

• Call the Cavalry: riders charge down the road.

• Bribe: a rain of purses.

• Royal Decree: they stop to listen.

Choose what to defend

• Lose the treasury: half your takings walk off.

• Lose the chapel: your gate loses a quarter of its strength.

• Lose the gate: the battle is over.

Break their leaders

Each mob has ringleaders with their own plan. Kill one and its band scatters.

• The Preacher goes for your weakest spot.

• The Baker marches for the grain.

Between waves pick one of the Lord's Favors: stronger pieces, a bigger purse, a tougher gate.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

Cartoon fantasy violence against huge crowds of peasants, no blood or gore. Comedic hangings shown from a distance.