A goofy co-op game where you and 1 to 4 friends play Gladiators in a wild Roman coliseum. You must survive the dangers, the crowd, and the backstabbing of your "friends". Everyone is an enemy, and everything is a weapon.

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Tulossa pian Early Accessiin

Pelin kehittäjät julkaisevat sen kehitysvaiheessa ja jatkavat työstämistä pelaajien palautteen pohjalta.

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Kehittäjien kertomaa:

Miksi Early Access?

We're Gonna Die is a co-op physics comedy, and the only way to tune comedy is to watch real groups of friends play it. Early Access lets us see which beasts, props and disasters make your group scream with laughter (and which just make you scream), and build the rest of the game around that.

Miten kauan peli tulee arviolta olemaan Early Access -vaiheessa?

We expect roughly 6–12 months, depending on what we learn from players.

Millä tavoin lopullinen versio tulee eroamaan Early Access -versiosta?

We plan to:
- add more beasts and arena threats, more Emperors with their own quirks, and more arena variants and events
- expand the herald's commentary, so there's more for him to say about how badly things are going
- add more handicaps, cosmetics and long-term unlocks
- add more ways to play, and polish the online experience, controller support and accessibility

Which of these come first will depend heavily on community feedback.

Mikä on Early Access -version tila tällä hetkellä?

The game is fully playable solo (with bots) or with up to 4 players in online co-op. A run is a series of bouts in the arena: you face what comes through the gate, beasts ranging from chickens to hippos (and your mothers), and survive the Emperor's thumb. Every gladiator gets a randomized body that changes how they play, down to whether you can understand the herald. Expect rough edges, balance changes and bugs as we keep building.

Muuttuuko pelin hinta Early Access -vaiheen jälkeen?

We plan to raise the price gradually as major content and features are added, so Early Access players get the game at its lowest price.

Miten yhteisö otetaan mukaan kehitysprosessiin?

Our Discord is open to everyone. We read bug reports and suggestions there and in the Steam forums, post regular development updates, and put new content into playtest builds for the community before it ships. Your clips of things going hilariously wrong directly shape what we build next.
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Suunniteltu julkaisupäivä: 2027

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THE EMPEROR IS BORED

You and up to three friends walk into the Colosseum holding whatever was left in the armory. Today that's a fish, a lettuce and a marble bust of the Emperor. Please do not throw the bust at the Emperor.

THE GATE OPENS

Forty thousand Romans vote on what comes through it. It could be a lion. It could be forty chickens. It could be your mothers. There are 41 things behind that gate and a few of them are birds.

THE CROWD HAS REQUESTS

Halfway through a fight the stands will ask for a hug. Or a conga line. Or for somebody to throw a man into the seats. Give them what they want and the Emperor stands up and cheers. Ignore them and you get the other thumb.

DYING IS A PROMOTION

The first of you to die takes the Emperor's seat and judges the rest. Die later and you're a Senator with opinions, or a Shade who throws rocks, greases the sand and climbs inside the ostrich that's chasing your friend.

NOBODY IS BUILT THE SAME

Every gladiator rolls a random body, and the body is the stats. The tall one sees over the wall and falls over in a light breeze. The short, wide one is nearly impossible to shove and can't jump. Pea brains hear the herald as gibberish.

FEATURES

  • Online co-op for 1 to 4 players, with bots if your friends are late
  • Proximity voice chat, so you can hear your friend scream as they get dragged away
  • 80 weapons, most of them not weapons: fish, eel, cheese wheel, your mother's sandal, a live chicken
  • 41 things that come through the gate, from geese to a hippo to A Bigger Goose
  • 31 crowd demands, 10 handicaps (bucket on your head, blindfold, lettuce only) and 6 Emperors with different tastes
  • Full controller support. Windows and macOS

Tiedote tekoälysisällöstä

Kehittäjät kuvailevat pelissään käytettävää tekoälysisältöä seuraavasti:

I've wanted to make games for as long as I can remember but could never learn to code, so AI helped write the code. Some 3D models started as AI-generated base meshes that were then reshaped and repainted by hand, and the arena announcer is an AI voice reading lines we wrote. Everything else is hand-made or licensed.

Järjestelmävaatimukset

Windows
macOS
    Vähintään:
    • Käyttöjärjestelmä: Windows 10 64-bit
    • Suoritin: 4-core CPU, Intel i5-6500 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200 or better
    • Muisti: 8 GB RAM
    • Grafiikka: NVIDIA GTX 1050 / AMD RX 560 (2 GB VRAM)
    • DirectX: Versio 11
    • Verkko: Laajakaistayhteys
    • Tallennus: 1 GB kiintolevytilaa
    • Lisätietoja: Online co-op needs a broadband connection. Bots fill empty slots for solo play.
    Suositus:
    • Käyttöjärjestelmä: Windows 10/11 64-bit
    • Suoritin: 6-core CPU, Intel i5-10400 / AMD Ryzen 5 3600
    • Muisti: 16 GB RAM
    • Grafiikka: NVIDIA GTX 1660 / AMD RX 5600 XT (6 GB VRAM)
    • DirectX: Versio 11
    • Verkko: Laajakaistayhteys
    • Tallennus: 1 GB kiintolevytilaa
    Vähintään:
    • Käyttöjärjestelmä: macOS 12 Monterey
    • Suoritin: Apple M1 or Intel Core i5 (quad-core)
    • Muisti: 8 GB RAM
    • Grafiikka: Apple M1 GPU or Metal-capable GPU with 2 GB VRAM
    • Verkko: Laajakaistayhteys
    • Tallennus: 1 GB kiintolevytilaa
    Suositus:
    • Käyttöjärjestelmä: macOS 13 Ventura or newer
    • Suoritin: Apple M1 Pro / M2 or newer
    • Muisti: 16 GB RAM
    • Grafiikka: Apple M1 Pro GPU or better
    • Verkko: Laajakaistayhteys
    • Tallennus: 1 GB kiintolevytilaa
* 15.2.24 alkaen Steam-asiakasohjelma ei tue enää 32-bittisiä pelejä tai macOS-versiota 10.14 tai vanhempia.
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