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About This Game

Ben and the Stupendous Turnip Quest is a traditional turn-based comedy RPG featuring a rag-tag team of vegetables, some fruit, a hunk of steak, and a rotary phone. Also sometimes a sugar cube.

Ben the turnip has fallen upon hard times... his drinking habits (of milk) have led him to drown in one million qredits worth of debt. Luckily for him, trustworthy bounty hunter Phony is on the case! Follow Ben and Phony's misadventures as they explore the colorful kingdom of Fedrig in a light-hearted, self-aware journey of friendship, debts, and a whole mess of produce.

Meet friends and foes alike in Jest A. Turnip, Slab the meat man, and the indomitable Spudston. There are more characters but they're all off-screen. Equip a smorgasboard of foods to buff Ben and these weirdos that keep following him around. Explore the stories of Tony Tomato, as he grapples with the complexities of his spicy pepper-managed unpaid internship, Stanley Starfruit's quest to complete his memoir against The Machine(???), and Phony's completely honest goal to take down the evil, malevolent, bad, corrupt, and malevolent king of Fedrig. 

Face off against foes in turn-based RPG combat, politely waiting your turn to have the vegetable juice beat out of you. Wield whimsical and mighty magic with the esoteric powers of milk, such as Tony's ability to help his coworkers "ketch up", or be like Ben. Who just drinks it. 

Having read the store page description, the gang is off to the races, whether it be in the pursuit of quick cash, self-improvement, enlightenment, more quick cash, or to KILL THE KING!