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About This Game

Eldon Desktop Buddy is a wizard for your desktop.

Left click Eldon to play a random action. Drag Eldon to move him around. Right click Eldon to open the action and volume menu. Move the mouse over Eldon and he blows a tongue.

Choose his size, adjust the volume, or mute him. Set the intensity to Bananas, Normie or Chill. If Eldon vanishes, bring him back from the menu.

When you want something to play, open Eldon Pinball or PeeBitties Mania. Take on a pinball table with a rent bill to pay, or guide Eldon through a platforming adventure with jumps, flight and steerable spells.

Join Darek in the common room, play music, or discuss life with Arthur.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

An AI assistant helped adapt existing project text into the Steam short description and About section.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This product contains strong language, crude and sexual humour, a nude statue and a stylized phallic object. Dialogue and lore describe sexual acts, rape, slavery, killing, torture and mutilation, and include suicide references. Fantasy violence and dark fantasy imagery appear. It includes drinking, smoking and a fictional drug explicitly described as cocaine, including healing use and positive references. LORD includes gambling with fictional game currency.