Planned Release Date: Oct 2, 2026

About This Game

Wizard Harder Or Get Laid Off is proudly made with zero AI. Besides a light smattering of purchased assets from the itch.io store, a majority of the art is created by local artists, and all voices in the game were recorded in the developer's home. This is a labor of love, and we hope you enjoy the game as much as we enjoyed creating it.

In Wizard Harder Or Get Laid Off, you and up to three friends play as powerful wizards who, after being evicted from their homes, travel to a new kingdom to find work. Here, you’ll explore the land and defend the kingdom from invading forces, all the while training to become the kingdom’s next Grand Wizard!

• Pick up quests from the quest board, earning the gold required to complete your studies

• Enhance your abilities at ten different buildings, and meet the lovely, colorful, and fully voice-acted characters who inhabit them

• Learn new spells and use them in the auto-battler to fight off the incoming goblins wielding spell-enhanced wands and stop their quick-spell system from entering the borders

• Befriend a familiar and train their abilities to aid you in battle - four unique familiars to choose from!

  

• Buy beautifully designed and whimsical clothing to customize your character

  

• Meet the king, introduce yourself, and give him gifts! Maybe that’ll make him like you more…

And, as in real life, don’t forget to eat!