Get down the mountain. When it goes wrong, something absurd comes to get you, and it is never the same thing twice. A one-button endless skiing comedy where every wipeout summons a rescue nobody asked for.

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About This Game

Get down the mountain. When it goes wrong, something comes to get you, and it is never the same thing twice.

EVERY WIPEOUT SUMMONS SOMETHING RIDICULOUS

Most games punish a crash. This one answers it. Go down hard and the mountain sends help, and help is having a strange day. A giant hand reaching all the way down into the chasm. A marching band nobody asked for. You do not pick which one arrives. That is the point. Players compare notes about which ones they have seen, and there are ones you have not seen yet.

DISTANCE IS THE GOAL. FLOW IS THE REASON TO TAKE THE BAD LINE.

Each level gives you a target and a rescue line to clear. Then the hill starts offering reasons to leave your line. Coins where you should not be. An animal that needs help. A UFO with a tractor beam and a countdown, which a thrown pole can settle if your timing is right. Keep it clean and the flow multiplier climbs. Take the greedy line and it can climb faster, right up until it does not.

FOUR SKIERS. ONE OF THEM IS NOT A PERSON.

Each rider handles differently, and the Yeti has to be earned. He is heavier, he carries a first aid kit, and he clears things the others should not attempt.

EASY MODE IS NOT THE SAME HILL MADE SLOWER.

It is a hill built so a kid and the person who taught them can both finish a run and mean it.

One person makes this game. A bug report gets read by the person who wrote the bug, and a good idea can be in the next build.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Some character art and store artwork were created with generative AI tools and then human edited and composited. The game contains no AI generated content created at runtime.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit or later
    • Processor: Any modern CPU
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated graphics
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit or later
    • Processor: Any modern CPU
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Integrated graphics
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
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