the greatest crate-throwing experience since the boston tea party
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Release Date:
Dec 2, 2016

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About This Game

After the death of the C.E.Overlord, the factories kept making crates, the drones kept delivering them, and no one could shut it down. The supply chain has uncoiled: now merchandise outpopulates the people.

Four years later, the world is still piled with crates. And those few who live here, foraging on crate food,
they don't get along too well.

Each arena is made of 100% crates, which means anything you can stand on can be used as a weapon. So be the last punk standing: Grab some friends and get in on some chaotic couch play with this clever game of crate action chess!


  • Short, violent bursts of crate-thrashing gameplay
  • Handcrafted and customizable Maps
  • USB controller support (please use controllers!)
  • The juiciest crates in years

Controls and Human Requirements

  • You will need at least one human friend with you to play!
  • Up to two players can use the keyboard
  • You can play with the keyboard and usb controllers at the same time.
  • Player 1: A/D to move, J to Jump, K to "Crate", ENTER to pause
  • Player 2: Arrows to move, Num 2 to Jump, 3 to "Crate", ENTER to pause

System Requirements

    • OS *: Windows 7 / Windows 10
    • Processor: 2.80 GHz Dual Core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Storage: 150 MB available space
    • OS *: Windows 7 / Windows 10
    • Processor: 3.0 GHz Quad Core
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Storage: 150 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.

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