A deceptively simple troll platformer where everything wants you dead. Survive 25 handcrafted demo levels packed with traps, fake-outs, and unfair surprises. The full game features 255 levels, with plans to expand to 500+.

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About This Demo

EVERYTHING HATES ME — DEMO

Everything Hates Me is a deceptively simple platformer where everything is trying to kill you.

The rules are simple: reach the exit.

The problem?
The level hates you. The floor hates you. The walls hate you. Even things you trusted five seconds ago hate you.

WHAT'S IN THE DEMO?

  • 25 handcrafted levels

  • Traps designed to trick, surprise, and annoy you

  • New mechanics introduced throughout the levels

  • Plenty of unfair-looking moments that are actually beatable

  • Lots of dying

  • Lots of suffering

  • One very angry player

Every level is short, but figuring out how the level is trying to kill you is the real challenge.

THE FULL GAME

The full version of Everything Hates Me currently features:

255 handcrafted levels

with even more content planned for future updates.

Our goal is to continue expanding the game toward:

500+ LEVELS

with new traps, mechanics, themes, and increasingly ridiculous ways for everything to hate you.

The Demo contains 25 levels selected from the full game, giving you a taste of the suffering waiting in the complete version.

Think you can beat all 25?

Then the full game is waiting for you.

EVERYTHING HATES YOU.

Good luck.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • Processor: 1 GHz Processor
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX compatible
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10/11 (64-bit)
    • Processor: 2 GHz Processor
    • Graphics: Integrated Graphics
    • Sound Card: DirectX compatible
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