Planned Release Date: Q4 2026

About This Game

Tabletop role-playing games. Ever played one?

If not, today's your chance. Masha, Sasha, Dasha, Pasha, and Natasha will keep you company. A certain divine force might join in later, too — no promises, though.

You Have No Friends But You Still Want to Play Tabletop RPGs is a comedy visual novel where meta humor, absurdity, romance, and friendly banter collide with horror, brutality, and dice rolls that never fail to ruin the fun.

Features

• A visual style inspired by Studio SHAFT and French New Wave cinema.

• Multiple endings shaped by your successes, failures, and choices.

• Comedy, romance, dark humor, and psychological horror — all in one story.

• Cats. Lots of cats. Possibly.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

The game's visual assets were created with the assistance of generative AI.

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This game contains strong violence, blood and gore, body horror, disturbing imagery, and detailed descriptions of injuries and deaths. Some scenes include dismemberment, mutilation, zombie-like characters, and psychological horror.

The game also contains frequent profanity, dark humor involving death and violence, sexual jokes and references, and a brief non-explicit romantic/sexual scene involving kissing and suggestive dialogue. There is no explicit sexual activity or genital nudity. Tobacco use is referenced but not shown directly.