Protect the last braincell in a neon score-attack survival comedy. Grab Thought Crumbs, dodge the doomscroll, dash through notifications, and choose increasingly questionable upgrades as the feed gets faster.

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About This Game

ABOUT THIS GAME

NO THOUGHTS. JUST DODGE.

The feed is endless. Your attention span is not.

Take control of one extremely overworked braincell—or bring a second braincell along—and survive a neon storm of doomscroll phones, screaming notifications, weaponized lag, and nonstop chaos.

Collect Thought Crumbs, build combos, choose powerful upgrades, grab Mystery Orbs, and fight to keep your braincells online as the screen becomes increasingly unhinged.

PLAY SOLO OR WITH TWO BRAINCELLS

Play alone, team up locally on the same computer, or invite a friend through Steam for online co-op.

Choose from three chaotic game modes:

  • Endless 45: Survive escalating 45-second rounds and select two upgrades between rounds.

  • Wave Mode: Collect the required Thought Crumbs, clear increasingly difficult waves, and select an upgrade after each wave.

  • Crazy Mode: Begin with four upgrades and wrap through every edge of the screen. Leave through one side and return through the opposite side.

FEATURES

  • Fast, replayable score-attack gameplay

  • Single-player, local two-player co-op, and Steam online co-op

  • Keyboard, Xbox controller, and Steam Input support

  • Assign separate devices to each player during local co-op

  • Three distinct game modes with separate leaderboards

  • Sixteen functional upgrades with individually themed card artwork

  • Random Mystery Orbs that grant powerful six-second abilities

  • Dash through hazards to escape or destroy them

  • Combo-based scoring and persistent high scores

  • Twenty-five Steam achievements with an in-game achievement menu

  • Five selectable original synth tracks

  • Separate music and sound-effect volume controls

  • Screen-shake and reduced-flash accessibility options

  • Windowed and borderless-fullscreen modes

  • Frame-limit options from 60 to 1000 FPS, plus unlimited

  • No advertisements, microtransactions, or separate account required

  • Fully playable offline in solo and local modes; internet is only required for Steam features and online co-op

One braincell is struggling. Maybe two can survive.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Generative AI tools, including OpenAI ChatGPT/Codex, assisted during development with portions of the original C++ code, interface text, gameplay balancing, documentation, store-page materials, geometric visual design, and music synthesis. The developer reviewed, tested, selected, and integrated the resulting material. In-game graphics are procedurally drawn from original geometric shapes, while the original music and sound effects are synthesized by the game. No third-party characters, music recordings, voices, logos, or downloaded asset packs are included.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
    • Processor: Dual-core 2.0 GHz processor
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX-compatible graphics with a 1280 × 720 display
    • Storage: 50 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Windows-compatible audio device
    • Additional Notes: 64-bit operating system required. Internet connection is only required for Steam leaderboards and achievements.
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 11 64-bit
    • Processor: Quad-core 2.5 GHz processor
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX-compatible graphics with a 1920 × 1080 display
    • Storage: 50 MB available space
    • Sound Card: Windows-compatible audio device
    • Additional Notes: Xbox-compatible controller recommended. High-refresh frame limits require capable hardware and a compatible display.

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