Protect the Holy Cow in a chaotic third-person roguelite defense shooter. Play solo or online co-op, build absurd heroes, smash through enemy waves, survive boss attacks, and push into fantasy maps that only get more ridiculous.

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Planned Release Date: November 2026

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About This Game

HolyMoly is a chaotic third-person roguelite defense shooter where weird heroes protect the sacred Golden Cow from endless enemy waves, absurd bosses and total fantasy disaster.

Play solo or team up in online co-op. Choose your hero, build ridiculous upgrade combinations, open chests, repair your defenses, survive escalating maps and try to keep the Holy Cow alive long enough to regret your decisions.

PROTECT THE HOLY COW

The Golden Cow is not decoration. It is the heart of your base, your final objective and the one thing enemies absolutely should not touch. Hold the Castle Gate, repair what breaks, survive the pressure and defend the Cow at all costs.

BUILD ABSURD HEROES

Choose from strange, loud and dangerous heroes with their own weapons, skills and Ultimate abilities. Every run pushes your character in a different direction through upgrades, utility choices and questionable power spikes.

SURVIVE ESCALATING ENEMY WAVES

Each map throws stronger waves, stranger threats and boss encounters at you. Some maps test your defense across fixed wave challenges. Others push the chaos even further.

CHOOSE YOUR UPGRADES

Level up during the run and pick upgrade cards that improve your stats, skills, character power and defensive utility. Your build can become heroic, broken, stupid or all three at once.

OPEN CHESTS. TAKE RISKS. GET WEIRDER.

Earn gold, find chests, upgrade your weapons and interact with strange map objects. Some choices make you stronger. Some choices may become a problem very quickly.

PLAY SOLO OR ONLINE CO-OP

Defend the Holy Cow alone or with a friend in online co-op. Split pressure, cover each other, repair objectives and try not to blame your teammate when everything explodes.

A FANTASY DEFENSE GAME THAT REFUSES TO BE NORMAL

HolyMoly mixes action roguelite progression, third-person combat, base defense, comedy, fantasy chaos and one extremely important cow-related emergency.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Some pre-generated visual assets were created with the assistance of generative AI tools during development, including selected skill icons, weapon icons, concept references and promotional art references. All final assets included in the game were reviewed, curated, edited where needed, and integrated by the development team to match the game’s art direction. The game does not use live-generated AI during gameplay.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i5-8400 or AMD Ryzen 5 2600
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 Ti 4 GB or AMD Radeon RX 570 4 GB
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system. Broadband internet connection is required for online co-op and voice chat.
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10/11 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i5-10400 or AMD Ryzen 5 3600
    • Memory: 16 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1660 6 GB or AMD Radeon RX 5600 XT 6 GB
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 10 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: SSD recommended. Broadband internet connection is required for online co-op and voice chat.
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