Pitchforks & Paragraphs is an arcade-style medieval typing game where you defend the castle gates from waves of rioting peasants. Type the words on their signs to cast spellballs, stop the advancing mob, build score multipliers through accuracy, survive longer, and climb the global leaderboards.

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About This Game

Pitchforks & Paragraphs is a frantic low-poly typing game set in a chaotic medieval kingdom. You play as the royal wizard, tasked with defending the castle gates from increasingly aggressive waves of rioting peasants using your most powerful weapon: your typing skills. Each rioter carries a sign with a word on it. Type the word correctly to hurl a high-speed spellball at them and drive them back before the mob overwhelms the kingdom.

  • Typing-Driven Combat: No complex inputs or skill trees. Your typing speed and accuracy dictate your magical firepower.

  • Escalating Wave Defense: Face down relentless hordes of rioters with increasingly complex words as the waves progress.

  • Score Attack & Multipliers: Earn points based on word length and speed. Maximize your typing velocity to rack up bonuses and climb the ranks.

  • Global Leaderboards: Compete against wizards worldwide to prove who has the fastest fingers in the realm.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

Peasant voices are made with AI.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Intel Core i3-6100 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti / AMD Radeon HD 7850 (2 GB VRAM)
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10/11 (64-bit)
    • Processor: Intel Core i5-7400 / AMD Ryzen 5 1600
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 / AMD Radeon RX 580 (3 GB+ VRAM)
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 500 MB available space

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