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Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine
Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine is an idle/incremental gambling game. Luck not going your way? Try breaking the machine. Hit it, Kick it, Tear off the reel panel. Buy upgrades, unlock skill trees, and do whatever you can to get your money back.

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Features
Single-player
Family Sharing
Profile Features Limited 
Languages:
Interface Full Audio Subtitles
English ✔ ✔ ✔
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About This Game

Once again you've gambled away your life savings. OH NO!

little do they know, you've got a secret trick up your sleeve. 

Hit, kick, bash in the gears of the slot machine. Turns out this will give you coins every now and then.

Spend skill points to unlock new features and additional symbols for the slot reels

Use tools to decipher and dissect the secrets of the slot machine

Land a Hold and Win Bonus Mode to further increase your odds of beating the house

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i3-2100
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD 4000
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 300 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i5-8400
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GTX 1060
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
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