A satirical 2D strategy game set in the Strait of Hormuz. Control fleets, play cards, and manipulate oil prices. Meanwhile, your incompetent general keeps issuing increasingly unhinged orders. Keep the price of oil where he wants it, or the world will pay the price.

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About This Game

You work for Freedom Delivery Solutions — an official United States Government contractor specializing in energy security, strategic deterrence, and the timely delivery of democracy to volatile regions.

Your current assignment: the Strait of Hormuz.

Your General has a target. He needs oil at a specific price per barrel. He's given you a deadline. He hasn't given you much else — except a fleet, a deck of cards, and an opinion on everything.

Your mission is simple. The execution is anything but.

  • Deploy warships to escalate conflict or enforce a ceasefire until you are ready.

  • Play strategy cards: airstrikes, embargoes, diplomatic pressure

  • React to live Situation Room events: OPEC decisions, geopolitical shocks, rogue state provocations

  • Watch the oil price ticker — every action has a market consequence

The catch? Your General is spectacularly unqualified, some call him an idiot. He'll tweet during crises. He'll claim credit for your victories. A sharp political satire wrapped in a strategy game.

"Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Tremendously coincidental. The best coincidence. Nobody has ever seen such a coincidence."

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

I have used AI Image generation for Illustration and Icons.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit) or Windows 11
    • Processor: 4-core CPU, Intel i5-8xxx / AMD Ryzen 5 2xxx or better
    • Graphics: Integrated GPU sufficient (dedicated GPU recommended for local AI)
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 11 (64-bit)
    • Processor: 8-core CPU, Intel i7-12xxx / AMD Ryzen 7 5xxx or better
    • Graphics: NVIDIA RTX 2060 or better
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
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