A satirical 2D strategy game set in the Strait of Hormuz. Control fleets, play cards, and manipulate oil prices — all while your incompetent general issues increasingly unhinged orders. Keep the price of oil where he wants it, or face the consequences.

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About This Game

You work for Freedom Delivery Solutions — an official United States Government contractor specializing in energy security, strategic deterrence, and the timely delivery of democracy to volatile regions.

Your current assignment: the Strait of Hormuz.

Your General has a target. He needs oil at a specific price per barrel. He's given you a deadline. He hasn't given you much else — except a fleet, a deck of cards, and an opinion on everything.

Your mission is simple. The execution is anything but.

  • Deploy warships to escort tankers or blockade enemy vessels

  • Play strategy cards: ceasefires, airstrikes, embargoes, diplomatic pressure

  • React to live Situation Room events: OPEC decisions, geopolitical shocks, rogue state provocations

  • Watch the oil price ticker — every action has a market consequence

  • Manage escalation: start a war if you must, but oil markets hate chaos


The catch? Your General is spectacularly unqualified. He'll tweet during crises. He'll claim credit for your victories. He'll take phone calls mid-briefing and accidentally trigger international incidents. Sometimes his interference will help you. Usually it won't.

A sharp political satire wrapped in a genuine strategy game. Crisis Commander doesn't take the world stage seriously — but the mechanics underneath absolutely do.

FEATURES

  • The General — a satirical wildcard who reacts to every outcome with maximum confidence and minimum competence ze 

  • Real naval assets — historically accurate warships, submarines, bombers and drones

  • Oil price as your primary victory condition — not kill count

  • Card-based action system — strategic depth without micromanagement

  • Situation Room — dynamic world events that shift the board mid-mission

  • Escalation system — ceasefire or full conflict, your call

"Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Tremendously coincidental. The best coincidence. Nobody has ever seen such a coincidence."

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

I have used AI Image generation for Illustration and Icons.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 10 (64-bit) or Windows 11
    • Processor: 4-core CPU, Intel i5-8xxx / AMD Ryzen 5 2xxx or better
    • Graphics: Integrated GPU sufficient (dedicated GPU recommended for local AI)
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS: Windows 11 (64-bit)
    • Processor: 8-core CPU, Intel i7-12xxx / AMD Ryzen 7 5xxx or better
    • Graphics: NVIDIA RTX 2060 or better
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 1 GB available space
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