About This Game

Make burgers. Whale in a pay-to-win game. Simp your heart out.

Blade & Burgers is a parody roguelite where your burger-flipping wages fund a shamelessly pay-to-win dungeon crawler. Earn cash during the day, spend it on heroes, upgrades, trinkets, and increasingly questionable purchases at night.

The Royal Pin is stolen. The world is doomed. At least the world of the game Stacy is obsessed with. You're into Stacy, so congratulations: it's your problem now.

Make the bank

• Build absurd burgers.

• Deal with bizarre customer requests.

• Survive kitchen modifiers and special events.

Whale to win

• Turn wages into power.

• Buy heroes, upgrades, potions, and artifacts.

• Discover that every problem can be solved with enough tip money.

Beat the Dungeon

• Assemble parties.

• Generate Charges and unleash Ultimates.

• Conquer a shifting dungeon full of bosses, events, and terrible balance decisions.

Grind. Simp. Donate. 

Time and money are a social construct anyways.