Coming soon

About This Game

A chaotic, physics-based 2D space lander where precision flying meets deeply unserious consequences.

Pilot a barely-functional spacecraft across four increasingly bizarre corners of the universe, navigating tight checkpoint gauntlets, unpredictable gravity, and wildly unregulated space infrastructure.

Each level is a handcrafted series of 8–10 brutal checkpoints, demanding finesse, patience, and a willingness to explode repeatedly.

• Physics-Based 2D Lander Gameplay
  Precision flying with unforgiving momentum and satisfying chaos (built in Godot)

• 4 Unique Levels
  Each level is a handcrafted gauntlet of 8–10 tricky checkpoints

• Divorce Mode
  2-player mode where your rockets are literally chained together—coordinate or watch your relationship suffer

• The Mines of Titan
  Low gravity chaos featuring magnetic rocks, puppy hospitals and questionably placed nuclear power stations

• The Moon Mission
  4 difficulty modes to test your sanity, plus a hidden unlockable Space Galleon craft

• Delivery Run Across the Solar System
  Transport kebabs and chips through black holes and sticky situations with jam factories

• Dynamic Hazards
  Black holes, gravity wells, magnetic fields, and nonsense scientifically accurate space stuff

• Achievements & Secret Easter Eggs
  Hidden routes, weird surprises, and things you probably weren’t meant to find

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

References to such colloquialisms as 'getting tinned up' and occasional swearing.