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Wiseman: No More Breakups
Fight through a moving train in a stylish rhythm-combat boss rush where timed four-button inputs become your attacks. Defeat absurd bosses, survive relationship chaos, and help August Wiseman get his phone back.

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About This Game

She took his phone. He just wants it back. The train has other plans.

This is not a rhythm game about dancing. This is a rhythm game about surviving a relationship.

Hit your inputs: you attack. Miss the window: you bleed.

Arcade rhythm combat. Four buttons. No mercy. Miss enough — everything resets. Every boss. Every car. Back to zero.

No checkpoints. No shortcuts. Just the next attempt.

WHAT'S ON THE TRAIN

Her best friend. Her brother. Her exes. Her pet. Her biker gang. Her mother. Her father.

Choose your order. Fight them all. Lose and start over.

Every boss talks. Every conversation chips away at August's very convincing lie that he doesn't care.

THE SOUND Jazz. All of it. No exceptions. Not a mechanic — a warning.

THE LOOK Anime UI. Spray can energy. A HUD with opinions.

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 10 64-Bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i3-6100 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel UHD Graphics 620 / NVIDIA GeForce GT 1030 / AMD Radeon RX 550
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 3 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX compatible
    • Additional Notes: Designed to run on low-end PCs and laptops.
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 11 64-Bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i5-8400 / AMD Ryzen 5 2600
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 / AMD Radeon RX 560 or better
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Storage: 5 GB available space
    • Sound Card: DirectX compatible
    Minimum:
    • OS: macOS 10.15 Catalina
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 / Apple M1
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel Iris Plus Graphics / Apple M1 integrated graphics
    • Storage: 5 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Supports Intel and Apple Silicon Macs.
    Recommended:
    • OS: macOS 13 Ventura or later
    • Processor: Apple M2 or better
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Apple M2 integrated graphics or better
    • Storage: 5 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Supports Intel and Apple Silicon Macs.
* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.
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