Science couldn't explain it. You can. Find socks, buy weird sock generators and build an incomprehensible hosiery empire. An idle clicker about humanity's oldest unsolved mistery. And yes, there's an ending. But you don't want to know what happens.

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About This Game

Science has cured diseases. Engineering has put humans on the moon. And yet, where do the socks go?

Nobody knows. Nobody has ever known. Until now.

Lost Sock Simulator 3000 is the groundbreaking idle clicker that finally answers humanity's oldest question by leaning fully into the chaos. Click to collect socks. Buy increasingly unhinged sock-production operations. Watch your empire of missing hosiery grow from a single lonely tube sock into an incomprehensible mountain of footwear that defies the laws of physics, economics, and good taste.

Start with nothing but determination and a suspicious washing machine. Reinvest your socks into bigger, weirder sock-generating machinery. Ascend through levels of sock-fueled madness as your production per second climbs from "found one hidden in the washimg machine" to ludicrous numbers.

Features:

  • A deeply scientific sock-clicking system backed by zero peer-reviewed research

  • 10 generators of escalating absurdity. Because one sock source was never going to be enough

  • A granny that needs your help and has opinions about your sock accumulation pace

  • Satisfying numbers that get so big they stopped fitting on a normal screen

  • An ending. Yes, there is an ending. You don't want to know what happens

Whether you play for five minutes or five hours, Lost Sock Simulator 3000 will leave you with one certainty: you were always meant to do this.

The socks were never lost. They were waiting for you.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS *: Microsoft Windows 8, 10
    • Processor: 1.5 GHz Core2Duo
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
    • OS *: Microsoft Windows 8, 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i3
    • Storage: 100 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
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