You're James, a middle-aged office worker who just so happens to be vampire. Someone stole your lunch. Find the thief, feed your goldfish, explore the building and DO. NOT. KILL. ANYONE. Easy!

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Planned Release Date: Apr 3, 2026

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About This Game

a pixel art drawing of a ceramic mug, the text next to it reads "Story"

You're James, an unremarkable middle-aged office worker who just so happens to be vampire. Becoming an undead spawn of hell hasn't affected your life much, to be completely honest.

That is... Until someone stole your lunch.

Talk to your coworkers to suss out the thief, feed your goldfish, explore the building and

DO.
NOT.
KILL.
ANYONE.

Easy!

a pixel art drawing of a ceramic mug, the text next to it reads "features"

  • 10 endings

  • pixel art sprites, backgrounds and CGs

  • 25,000 words

  • original soundtrack

  • goldfish care rants

  • extra love and care!

Mature Content Description

The developers describe the content like this:

This visual novel is a horror comedy and while it is rather heavy on the comedy side, the horror themes are present thorough the story and routes.

- vampirism themes (blood, biting, etc...)
- animal death
- murder (strangulation, staking through the heart, bleeding out...)
- mindcontrol and loss of autonomy
- mindbreak
- suicide and suicidal ideation
- torture and manipulation

The game remains pretty light-hearted but those subjets do come up and are (mostly) treated seriously. Be mindful of your well-being.

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
SteamOS + Linux
    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 7
    • Processor: 1 Ghz
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card
    • Storage: 1768 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Mac OS X 10.6-10.14
    • Processor: 1 Ghz
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card
    • Storage: 1768 MB available space
    • Additional Notes: Game is non-notarized. May not work with 10.15 Catalina
* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Ubuntu / SteamOS
    • Processor: 1 Ghz
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card
    • Storage: 1768 MB available space
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