Planned Release Date: Apr 1, 2026

About This Game

You’re the bouncing DVD logo.
The one you stared at in silence, hoping it would hit the corner.
Now it does… and everything on the screen regrets it.

DVD Survivors is a fast, arcade-y bullet-heaven roguelike built around short 8-minute runs. Bounce off the edges, scoop up Bytes, stack a weird build, and erase a parade of digital nuisances... pop-ups, error windows, crypto miners, cookie banners, clippy, and worse.

FEATURES

• 53+ weapons with 8 upgrade levels each

• 37+ evolutions from weapon + passive combos

• 24+ synergies from passive pairings

• 30+ passives across 5 upgrade tiers

• 25+ meme pickups with wild effects

• 90+ enemy types including 18 elite modifiers

• 10+ bosses with unique mechanics

• meme events (BSOD flash, Alt+F4 dialog, Clippy returns, "Not Responding" freeze...)

• 100+ achievements with hidden challenges

• 5+ difficulty levels with progressive unlocks

• Full meta progression : permanent upgrades, weapon unlocks, lifetime stats

• In-game Codex : encyclopedia of everything you've discovered

• 8-minute runs : perfect for one more round
  
  CORNER SLOTS!
  HIDDEN CHALLENGES FOR THE UNHINGED!
  
  Build Stupid Builds

  Level up mid-run to grab weapons and passives, then mash them together into evolutions. Start simple. End up doing something you definitely didn’t plan, but it’s working.
  
  Examples from the chaos:

  • Pixel Beam + HDMI Cable = Gigapixel Laser

  • Static Discharge + Overclocked = Thunderstorm.exe

  • Corner Strike + Refresh Rate = Corner Singularity
    
    The DVD logo hit the corner.
    Now it has a weapon build and a grudge.