Armed and Gelatinous: Couch Edition pits you against friends and family in fast-paced games of blob warfare in the far reaches of space. Absorb a variety of weapons, trading agility for firepower, dodging waves of bullets and deadly dash attacks!
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May 2, 2024

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About This Game

Blobs in Space!

Prepare for an intergalactic showdown like never before in Armed and Gelatinous: Couch Edition, the ultimate multiplayer party game that pits friends and family against one another in a fast-paced cosmic brawl. Dash to victory in a multitude of fully customizable battle modes. Customize matches and unleash chaos with a fully loaded arsenal of lethal weaponry, including an impressive selection of firearms, rockets, lasers, and melee blades.

Collect, Grow, and Fight!

With each weapon collected, your blob's girth increases along with your destructive power! Although becoming a massive blob also provides you with a bigger health bar, you suffer a significant loss in speed and agility. Smaller blobs can more easily dodge bullets and evade attacks plus their supercharged Dash Attack has a much longer range. Less is more!

Dodge, Pass, and Score!

Team up and throw down in a variety of high-energy sports minigames including Blob Soccer, Dodgeball, and Football!

Armed and Gelatinous: Couch Edition is perfect for your next shindig, get-together, or soiree!


  • Keep the party going with 9 Unique Game Modes
  • Become Unblobable with 16 Lethal Weapons
  • Spice up matches with 6 Special Item Crates
  • Dash across the galaxy in 16 Different Levels
  • Earn 21 Unlockable Bonuses, from weapons to game modes
  • Challenge friends or take on AI opponents with 5 CPU Difficulty Levels
  • Jam out to 21 Tasty Tracks from 8 incredible artists on the A&G OST

Game Modes

Personalize matches however you like in a variety of game modes:
  • Death Match - First to get the target score wins!
  • Time Match - Best score at the buzzer wins!
  • Stock Match - Last blob standing!
  • Combo King - Keep that combo going!
  • Blob Dojo - Sandbox mode to get swole!
  • Blob Soccer - Dash Attacks are fair game!
  • Blob Bombardment - Dodgeball with Cannons!
  • Blob Blitz - Think Football but faster!
  • Food Fight - Grab the most tacos to win!

Customize Matches!

Customize each match by setting the target point count, timer length, or number of lives! An unlockable arsenal menu allows you to choose from a multitude of weapon loadouts where you can set up insane matches like Rockets Only (our personal favorite) or disable all weapons for Dashers Only!

Jelly Jams!

Armed and Gelatinous: Couch Edition also features an Original Soundtrack showcasing 21 outstanding tracks from 8 brilliant artists including Chris Huelsbeck, Poul O’Rourke, and Zac Zinger, in addition to a symphony of expertly crafted sound effects from legendary sound designer, Jory Prum.

System Requirements

SteamOS + Linux
    • OS *: Windows 7 or later
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Pretty much any 3D graphics card
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Made with Unity
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    • OS: High Sierra 10.13+
    • Processor: Apple Silicon or Intel
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Made with Unity
    • OS: Any (tested on Ubuntu)
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Additional Notes: Made with Unity

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