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YOU ARE A PRIEST. THEY ARE SINNERS. THE BOOTH IS YOUR DOMAIN.

Step into the confessional as a newly assigned priest at St. Augustine's parish. Behind the ornate wooden screen,
parishioners reveal their darkest secrets, pettiest grudges, and most ridiculous transgressions. What you do with
those confessions... well, that's between you and God.

WHAT'S IN THIS DEMO

This free demo gives you a taste of life behind the screen. Play through your first days at St. Augustine's and
experience the core confession loop:

• 20 fully voice-acted confessions from 20 unique confessors

• 4 response options per confession: Absolve, condemn, exploit, or dismiss.

• Karma vs. Corruption system: Guide souls or drain wallets.

• Internal thoughts system: Your priest reacts before you do.

• Basic booth upgrades: Earn enough to start decorating.

• The Parish Gazette: Your choices make the local news.

• Hotline system: Call the Police, Bishop, Exorcist, or Therapist.

• ~30-45 minutes of gameplay

MEET THE SINNERS

Your demo confessors include:

• Gerald, the grape thief who develops a cargo pants system for organized produce crime

• Margaret, a grandmother carrying 43 years of guilt over pineapple pizza at her daughter's wedding

• Karen, who made a barista cry over oat milk and wants to speak to YOUR manager (God)

• Father Thomas, a fellow priest who secretly Googles scripture during his own sermons

• Chad, the gym bro whose mom drove him to confession

• Doug, a heartbroken drunk who just misses his dog Biscuit

• Tommy, a child confessing his first sin - he stole a cookie

• Bishop Morrison himself, confessing the crime of... jaywalking

• An undercover detective testing whether you can be bribed

• And more.

EVERY RESPONSE IS A CHOICE

Guide souls toward redemption and earn Karma, the currency of the righteous. Or exploit their guilt for "generous
donations" and unlock... alternative upgrades. The path to heaven is narrow. The path to a hot tub in your
confessional is surprisingly affordable.

THE FULL GAME INCLUDES

Love the demo? The full game of Confessional Simulator expands everything:

• 75+ fully voice-acted confessors (vs. 20 in the demo)

• Repeat visitors whose stories evolve based on your previous responses

• Full booth upgrade tree - from humble wood box to disco ball to hot tub

• Multiple endings based on your cumulative choices

• Stress management system - hearing confessions takes its toll

• Extended Parish Gazette storylines that ripple through the community

• Gerald's grape empire... it only gets worse

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned..."

And you, Father? What will YOUR sins be?

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Some visual and audio assets were created with AI assistance as part of our creative process.

成人内容描述

开发者对内容描述如下：

This game features dark comedy and satirical humor centered on religion, mental health, addiction, petty crime, and modern social issues.
Players listen to confessions from characters struggling with gambling addiction, alcoholism, people-pleasing, road rage, conspiracy theories, and other real-world problems, all presented for comedic effect.

Through the hotline system, players can report confessors to the police, a bishop, an exorcist, or a therapist, each leading to humorous outcomes. The game contains mild profanity and crude humor. All content is entirely satirical in nature.