A bureaucratic short run roguelike city builder where you try and survive king’s moods and misbehaving constituents. Negotiate with them because the list of demands will never end. Everything wants something from you. Always. Failure is expected, the world resets, nobody seems to mind.

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預計發行日期: 2026

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Welcome to Greedy Little Kingdoms - king is needy, the clouds are unionised, and every living creature wants something from you.

You’re the newly appointed Coordinator, which is a fancy title for “person who fixes everyone else’s mess.” Your task is simple on paper and impossible in practice:

  • gather resources

  • negotiate with dramatic animals

  • rebuild your tiny kingdom

  • and keep the world from politely collapsing.

A Roguelike City Builder About Chaos and Complaining

Once upon a time, the kingdom danced in harmony, but someone tripped over the cosmic rhythm, and now everything runs late.

Meanwhile, the land has hexed itself. Literally. Every tile has demands, needs, boundaries, and occasionally fangs.

Your job?

Collect, craft, build, and appease - until the world stops yelling.

A Roguelike of Mild Regret and Strategic Triumph

Each run resets the world - politely - giving you a fresh chance to build a better (or at least less flammable) kingdom. Unlock new mechanics, face new whims of nature, and discover why the last five Coordinators mysteriously “retired.”

Don’t worry. You’ll last longer.

Probably.

  • Roguelike city builder set in a democratic monarchy

  • Creatures with personalities, grudges, and unreasonable demands

  • Resource gathering, crafting, and kingdom-building

  • Season cycles that shift rules, resources, and general emotional stability

  • Unionised clouds that block tiles and file complaints

  • Roguelike runs filled with new layouts, challenges, and consequences

  • Engine-building gameplay focused on efficiency and questionable decisions

  • Dry, sarcastic narrator who believes in you more than they should

  • Failure is expected, encouraged, and sometimes scenic

系統需求

Windows
macOS
    最低配備:
    • 作業系統 *: Windows 7 SP1+
    • 處理器: 1.2 GHz or better
    • 記憶體: 1 GB 記憶體
    • 顯示卡: Integrated graphics, any card from the last 10+ years
    • 儲存空間: 200 MB 可用空間
    • 音效卡: Any
    • 備註: Runs on a potato
* 自 2024 年 1 月 1 日(PT)起,Steam 用戶端僅支援 Windows 10 及更新版本。
    最低配備:
    • 作業系統: macOS 11+
    • 處理器: Intel or Apple Silicon
    • 記憶體: 1 GB 記憶體
    • 顯示卡: Integrated or dedicated
    • 儲存空間: 200 MB 可用空間
    • 音效卡: Any
    • 備註: Universal binary; runs natively on Intel and Apple Silicon Macs
* 自 2024 年 2 月 15 日(PT)起,Steam 用戶端將不再支援 32 位元遊戲或 macOS 10.14 或更舊版本。
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