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Trust Me Bro, I Trade
A minimalist incremental clicker about trading stocks and coins in rapid-fire rounds. Watch prices move, square off for profit or loss, and unlock upgrades & sectors

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Features
Single-player
Family Sharing
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Languages:
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English ✔
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Planned Release Date: May 2026

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About This Game

About This Game

Trust Me Bro, I Trade is a minimalist incremental clicker game about buying and selling stocks & coins in fast rounds. Watch prices move, square off your trades, and live with the profit—or the loss.

Each round introduces new stock windows with random companies, quantities, and price momentum. Click on buy or sell, wait for the square-off timer, and see how upgrades shape your balance. Level up, unlock new sectors, improve momentum behavior as the market grows more chaotic.

This game focuses on momentum, progression—not realism. It’s designed to be quick to play, easy to understand, and fun to optimize over time.

Key Features

  • Fast-paced incremental stock trading gameplay

  • Momentum-based price movement and timed square-offs

  • Round-based progression with XP and upgrades

  • Skill tree with sectors, passives, and gameplay modifiers

  • Clean, minimalist UI focused on clarity and flow

⚠️ Disclaimer

Trust Me Bro, I Trade is a parody game.
It is not a realistic trading simulator and does not provide financial advice. It is just a causal clicker game.
All stocks, companies, prices, and mechanics are fictional and simplified for gameplay purposes.

Do not use this game to make real-world financial decisions.

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows 7
    • Processor: Intel Core i3 2.00 GHz or AMD equivalent
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia GT550M | AMD Radeon R7/HD 5650 | Intel HD 520
    • Storage: 750 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Windows 10
    • Processor: Intel Core i3 2.00 GHz or AMD equivalent
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia GT740M | AMD Radeon R8 | Intel HD 630
    • Storage: 750 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
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