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Remember dial-up? The anticipation of watching a progress bar crawl? The satisfaction of finally completing a download?

File Hoard brings back that feeling—then cranks it up to absurd levels.

The Core Loop

• Click to download files

• Spend bytes on generators and upgrades

• Watch numbers go up forever

• Archive to tape when your hard drive fills up

• Prestige and do it all again, but faster

Features

15 Generators

From humble cursors to botnets, undersea cables, and eventually... becoming the internet itself. Each generator passively downloads bytes for you.

Prestige System

When your hard drive fills up, archive everything to tape. Tapes give permanent speed bonuses that persist forever. Start fresh, but stronger.

Retro Aesthetic

Chunky pixels, CRT scanlines, and that satisfying progress bar chunk. Pure nostalgia for the dial-up era.

Random Events & Challenges

Mom picked up the phone. Your ISP is "performing maintenance." Complete click challenges for speed boosts. The internet is chaos.

Idle & Active Play

Click frantically to boost downloads or let your generators do the work. Your call.

Steam Cloud Saves

Your hoard syncs across devices. Never lose your progress.

What You'll Do

• Download files (obviously)

• Buy cursors that download for you

• Steal your neighbor's WiFi

• Build a botnet (for science)

• Tap into undersea cables

• Become one with the internet

What You Won't Do

• Learn why you're downloading

• Stop downloading

• Touch grass