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About This Game

Welcome to GLORIO.
A place where dignity is optional, friendships are temporary, and collecting cucumbers somehow makes sense.

GLORIO is a ridiculous top-down party game built for chaotic couch multiplayer. Up to four players battle, race, steal, and sabotage each other across seven different game modes, all designed to turn any living room into a loud, slightly unhinged party.

Every character comes with three unique abilities, because one way to annoy your friends is never enough. Teleport, dash, confuse, trap, or simply ruin someone’s perfect plan at the last possible second. Skill helps — but chaos helps more.

And yes… you collect cucumbers.
Why? Because GLORIO said so.

Each match is fast, unpredictable, and packed with moments that make people shout things they immediately regret. The rules change, the arenas fight back, and no round ever goes exactly as planned. Winning feels amazing. Losing is usually hilarious.

GLORIO was made to be played together, on one screen, with controllers flying, snacks disappearing, and someone yelling “THIS GAME IS STUPID!” (right before asking for another round).

Perfect for parties, game nights, and any situation where fun matters more than balance.

Features You Probably Care About

• Local couch multiplayer for up to 4 players

• 7 chaotic game modes (yes, seven)

• 3 unique abilities for every character

• Fast, absurd, party-ready gameplay

• Short rounds that always turn into “one more game”

• Colorful, cartoon-style visuals

• Designed for controllers and loud rooms